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I have a three year old little boy who either farts in my face or peels my eyelid open and pokes me in the eye. More often than not it's a poke in the eye. He thinks it's hilarious... It's a shitty way to wake up, but it is pretty fuckin hilarious. Never a dull day with little kids around.

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Yes, awake indeed! Perhaps bawling, vomiting, newly sterilized... but oh yes, totally conscious. It certainly sounds like an effective way to get a guy up, just with some collateral damage. OP, I hope no lasting harm was inflicted.

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I have a three year old little boy who either farts in my face or peels my eyelid open and pokes me in the eye. More often than not it's a poke in the eye. He thinks it's hilarious... It's a shitty way to wake up, but it is pretty fuckin hilarious. Never a dull day with little kids around.

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If you think your own masochism is pretty fuckin hilarious, I'll appreciate my choice to live without making children that much more. Thank you.

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Ugh, my daughter like to creepily tickle my neck while staring at me with her eyes wide open.... So many heart attacks!

i feel sorry for you op, but maybe you should try to explain him that it's not nice to hit people in the balls

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