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By Anonymous / Monday 1 December 2014 17:55 / United States
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By  austincain117  |  16

I guess having a dildo is a dildont ha get it? no... okay...

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By  austincain117  |  16

I guess having a dildo is a dildont ha get it? no... okay...

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If your comment had ended at "dildon't" you probably wouldn't be getting down voted. Nobody likes a try hard.

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  Octwo  |  16

It's not about not liking cheesy jokes, but ending an obviously bad joke with: "no? ok..." does not magically make it funny. It's annoying so many people think it does, especially when a few would have been genuinely amusing otherwise.

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I agree and I wonder how old she is to have a dildo and live with her mother

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  Metal_Chick  |  15

#23 I don't live with my mother but when she visits she starts going through my shit like she owns the place. Some parents are just plain nozy; so lets not jump to conclusions about OP.

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  tdawg91  |  17

Well if she's still a teenager, don't you think it's better to have a dildo rather than multiple sexual partners? Masturbation is the safest sex

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  gunzerker  |  8

maybe it's because it's a guy??

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  McNikk  |  15

@35: A sin to have sex? Like at all? How do you think they reproduce?

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  patrickeli  |  15

So, gays shouldn't be allowed to own dildos? Is that what you're insinuating?

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  Kielnmsoftly  |  26

It's not the mom's life so she shouldn't get to force religion down her kid's throat if that's the case. I'm Christian but can't stand that type who forces you to be.

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  NLM22  |  14

my family claims to be catholic... and every single one has sex before marriage.... how do I know (all my aunts and uncles had kids before wedding).... they don't even go to church on sundays.... let alone read the bible.... all they do is abstain from eating meat on Fridays during lent... aaaaaaa what family right

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  chocolatelvr  |  5

Actual catholic here- I don't actually agree with most of the teachings on sex but just for other people's reference 1. Yes, Catholics do see sex before marriage or masturbation as a sin 2. Its true that Catholics think all sex should be aimed towards procreation-that's one of their reasons for seeing gay people as sinners- but technically sex is for three reasons- for enjoyment, to bond with your partner, AND for procreation- if all three aren't there, then it's a sin 3. Plenty of Catholics don't actually follow that shit it's just "official church doctrine" (I'm a gay catholic lol) but yes a traditional catholic would have a problem with their kid owning a dildo - although if said Catholic actually listened to the bible they would know that Christ preached nonviolence and hence they probably shouldn't hit their kid either...

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  zBLAKEz  |  23

Damn, I'm so glad I wasn't raised Catholic... I don't mean this in an offensive way, I just don't think I would've made it through my teenage years if I couldn't masturbate. Wouldn't you get the worst blue balls ever? How would you not just explode?

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  ZoroMiHawk  |  23

@55 Only if you're a religion fanatic and have been brainwashed with god fairytales since you were young that you have no option but to believe without question what you were taught.

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  jlmedina  |  3

It's a sin to them to do anything sexual related before marriage and to a lot of them it doesn't matter if there married or not masturbation is seen as dirty and not to be done

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  riddle143  |  15

I find it ironic that 140 wants to criticize religion from an "intellectual" standpoint and in doing so either proved their lack of grammatical skills, low vocabulary, or both. - A *religious* but non-fanatical Christian not brainwashed with "God fairytales" (or any fairytales for that matter) from birth. But honestly this is a site for humor, can't we just keep the snide atheist comments and the bible-beater rhetoric off of here? Not complaining about the sincere attempts at education but anything else from the religion side takes it too far.

By  minesbiggerr  |  25

YDI for leaving it out in the open if your mom didn't know about it

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  redneckfrankie  |  13

my parents have always said that if I'm not paying rent, it's their house, their room and they have every right to see what is in their house.... it pissed me off as a teenager but now I understand and that will be the rule with my kids, no matter how old they are.

By  jonjonguapito  |  14

OP's mom was mad because OP is a guy.

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