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By Anonymous / Monday 24 June 2013 18:39 / Canada - Victoria
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  Pesticides  |  19

Yay! Because every girl loves a used sex toy !

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  AngrySailor  |  17

21, seriously? I don't think it would have been a FML in that case. Op- send the chainsaw with the silicone tongues attached to the chain.

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  chatokun  |  10

46, sometimes people post these just to share a funny story, not for sympathy or to say they had a bad time. Some post stuff obviously their fault because they felt their stupidity was funny enough to share... like the time I almost beheaded myself because I didn't listen to my father when he told me to pull my head in the sun roof before he pulled into the low ceiling garage. He heard two thumps and found my sprawled on the floor. My fault? Certainly. Funny story? Yep.

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  AngrySailor  |  17

^cool story. I am well aware that fml is for entertainment, however my point to 21 was that the fml reads (to my English skills anyways) that these toys were not "new" or bought an saved to give as "gifts". Trollollo.

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  cuppycakeslove  |  20

Ouch, can't handle being told you're wrong?

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  ise3  |  10

Its okay because shes pretty

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  coversquirrel  |  8

AngrySailor- you're being an arrogant ass. especially because you're wrong. the box WAS gag gifts. Just because there are quotations around "box of gag gifts" doesn't mean its implying that its not actually gag gifts. however if it said 'box of "gag" gifts' that would be different. but it doesn't so it isn't and therefore you are wrong. and then because you are wrong you resorted to insults which is very childish and last time i checked, children shouldn't be on this site

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  AngrySailor  |  17

I'm not being ass. I don't think they are "gag gifts", that's all. I can take the heat. I'm no the one sending PM's.... ....or making stupid faces o_O Oh wait...

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  LeeCards  |  8

I think it's pretty rude to waste a response space posting an original comment so you are on page one.

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  thatkidhesh  |  11

just joined FML and want aware of the rules regarding replies. my apologies to everyone offended. additionally FYL for being a douche and pointing this out to be so rudely.

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  Since1998  |  20

well, I dont really think anyone would enjoy the thought of your mom playing with toys. not that its wrong that your mom had sex or enjoys the feeling (I mean, how else would we be here) but its still not a pleasant thought.

By  challan  |  19

I'd say the cock ring, since the anal beads are strictly for his pleasure. It is her party after all! On a serious note OP, live a little. I hope that someday you are as fun as your mom.

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7- not everybody finds pleasure in inanimate-object-fucking o_O

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Oh, 29. You have so much to learn :D

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  challan  |  19

Chipmunk, not that women haven't used anal beads, but they are designed to be used on a man during his orgasm. you pull a bead out one at a time. makes his orgasm stop and start in spurts. when the bead presses against his prostate it stops it. gives a man a multiple orgasm in essence. Do your research.

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  challan  |  19

absolutely! Myself included!

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  challan  |  19

I have never been buried so hard. lol damn! Is taking about anal play so taboo? btw... B1 likes it as well, and nobody thumbed her down or told her she shared tmi. Kiss my ass... you know I like it. haha!

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