By DanniRae - 13/03/2009 13:48 - United States

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Today, my mom was helping me clean out stuff from college. She opened a box and took out some anal beads I got as a gag gift. She asked, "What are these?" I answered, "They are for massaging your back". She then insisted I show her. I massaged my mother with anal beads. FML
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Tehalon 0

Aslong as they were unused its not that bad ;P

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Xyrian 0

This sounds suspiciously familiar to American Wedding, which also happened to be on television last night, go figure.

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cloudygirl5 16

What r anal beads? How do they work? What do u do? I'm confused -_-

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kenjenkei 32

You should definitely google it. Make sure to turn safe search off first. :)

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Tyrez 32

If they're a gag gift then why do you still have them...

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SolidSteak 5

You forgot to say "No, I'm busy cleaning."

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