By Anonymous - 27/06/2009 14:52 - United States

Today, my husband passed a massive kidney stone. He is so proud of it that he wants to decorate our home with it. It is now sitting on my kitchen counter next to my produce. FML
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lmsquadritolaux tells us more.

Ok everyone. I originally posted this FML as anonymous and didn't think it would make the cut. But it looks like I got a huge response. IT IS TRUE for all of you haters. My husband has been battling with this stone since September and he FINALLY passed it (after numerous X-rays and CT scans, ER visits, and going to see a specialist). It wasn't the size of a fist (like some of you had said) but it was pretty large considering it had to come out of a tiny hole :). It is not tiny by any means!!! It's decorative life on my kitchen counter will be limited because his urologist wants to analyze it. THANK GOD! As to how he got it out of the toilet for everyone who asked: He didn't pee into his hand...gross. It came out and he reached in the toilet with a gallon sized plastic bag covering his hand so he wouldn't be soaked in piss. His urologist gave him a strainer but that was on display in my bathroom for months and I threw it out...GO FIGURE! That strainer was huge though, how was he suppose to carry it around with him to piss in? On a chain around his neck?! The stone was easy to find because his was multi-colored (brown/black, and off-white). It has spike like features which looks scary and painful. He was going to get it blasted for everyone who still doesn't believe. The procedure is $10,000....and we don't have that kind of money (I'm sure our insurance would have covered some of it). Plus the blasting is not always successful. Every time my husband thought about getting it blasted, the stone would move around (just like a baby, lol) and he would be pissing blood for days. I had fun reading everyones comments. Hopefully, I answered all of the questions. Lea, Brad, and Brad's kidney stone :)

Top comments

Yulia_fml 0

I guess men feel the same pride for something they went through a lot of pain for, as women feel about a similar thing - babies HAHA :)

Comments

thats gross but it must of been a bitch to pass so let him do what he wants with it since he had to go through the pain.

ReallyNeedsRehab 0

Its like giving birth, just tell him to put it somewhere else. hahahaha

muffinsareyummy 1

HAHAHAHAAHA. why doesnt he just put it in the bathroom, like on top of the toilet.

I wouldn't care if my boyfriend kept a kidney stone if he passes one, just ... not in the kitchen.

fyl4sure 0

Yeah hearing everyone say 'passing' or 'kidney stone' i cringe. I fear the day this happens to me.

that's unbelievably disgusting. tell him he ain't gonna put his kidney stone in your kitchen. doesn't matter, and the pain in comparison to childbirth is NOTHING.

xxgeramiaxx 0

damn ewww so grossy didnt you say NO!!!

Ahh, nothing like some kidney stone to brighten up a table. Pass the salad?

ditzykayla 0

haha. this is when you politely say..."hunny, the day you pass a kidney stone that is three times the size of that one and not cry about it is the day I'll let you put it on our table". =)

Did he actually pass it into his hand?? Or did he pass it into the toilet and then try to find it?? Eeeeeww