By Anonymous - 27/06/2009 14:52 - United States

Today, my husband passed a massive kidney stone. He is so proud of it that he wants to decorate our home with it. It is now sitting on my kitchen counter next to my produce. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 591
You deserved it 3 828

lmsquadritolaux tells us more.

Ok everyone. I originally posted this FML as anonymous and didn't think it would make the cut. But it looks like I got a huge response. IT IS TRUE for all of you haters. My husband has been battling with this stone since September and he FINALLY passed it (after numerous X-rays and CT scans, ER visits, and going to see a specialist). It wasn't the size of a fist (like some of you had said) but it was pretty large considering it had to come out of a tiny hole :). It is not tiny by any means!!! It's decorative life on my kitchen counter will be limited because his urologist wants to analyze it. THANK GOD! As to how he got it out of the toilet for everyone who asked: He didn't pee into his hand...gross. It came out and he reached in the toilet with a gallon sized plastic bag covering his hand so he wouldn't be soaked in piss. His urologist gave him a strainer but that was on display in my bathroom for months and I threw it out...GO FIGURE! That strainer was huge though, how was he suppose to carry it around with him to piss in? On a chain around his neck?! The stone was easy to find because his was multi-colored (brown/black, and off-white). It has spike like features which looks scary and painful. He was going to get it blasted for everyone who still doesn't believe. The procedure is $10,000....and we don't have that kind of money (I'm sure our insurance would have covered some of it). Plus the blasting is not always successful. Every time my husband thought about getting it blasted, the stone would move around (just like a baby, lol) and he would be pissing blood for days. I had fun reading everyones comments. Hopefully, I answered all of the questions. Lea, Brad, and Brad's kidney stone :)

Top comments

Yulia_fml 0

I guess men feel the same pride for something they went through a lot of pain for, as women feel about a similar thing - babies HAHA :)

Comments

that realy realy realy nasty! throw it away when he is not looking. best advice I can give you. RI

lostchick64 0

@37: no. child birth is the most painful thing followed by kidney stones. also i don't see how in any way it's funny or cool to collect and/or decorate a room with kidney stones. that's like getting your tonsils or appendix taken out and nailing it to the wall. this is just disturbing.

Roxas_fml 0

If you feel uncomfortable enough about it, talk to him. He should respect your feelings on this situation too. If he really wants to keep it or something, then he can keep it in the sock drawer or something. Most people don't want to see that shit out around the house when they come over.

ShenziSixaxis 0

i would be proud too if i had to pass a stone through that tiny hole are you kidding me?

If THIS alrealdy FYL, I wonder what you will do when something really bad happens? Maybe you can ask him to put it in a jar filled with desinfectant en put the jar on his bathroom shelve, that seems like a better place for a kidney stone.

After reading though this, if I ever get a stone someday... I am going to be very, very sad.

wikifoo 0

tell him it will go nice next to the used tampon you want to display

ga_peach0109 0

Perhaps he'd like to hang some of your heel crust from his rear view mirror in his car.