By Anonymous - 27/06/2009 14:52 - United States

Today, my husband passed a massive kidney stone. He is so proud of it that he wants to decorate our home with it. It is now sitting on my kitchen counter next to my produce. FML
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lmsquadritolaux tells us more.

Ok everyone. I originally posted this FML as anonymous and didn't think it would make the cut. But it looks like I got a huge response. IT IS TRUE for all of you haters. My husband has been battling with this stone since September and he FINALLY passed it (after numerous X-rays and CT scans, ER visits, and going to see a specialist). It wasn't the size of a fist (like some of you had said) but it was pretty large considering it had to come out of a tiny hole :). It is not tiny by any means!!! It's decorative life on my kitchen counter will be limited because his urologist wants to analyze it. THANK GOD! As to how he got it out of the toilet for everyone who asked: He didn't pee into his hand...gross. It came out and he reached in the toilet with a gallon sized plastic bag covering his hand so he wouldn't be soaked in piss. His urologist gave him a strainer but that was on display in my bathroom for months and I threw it out...GO FIGURE! That strainer was huge though, how was he suppose to carry it around with him to piss in? On a chain around his neck?! The stone was easy to find because his was multi-colored (brown/black, and off-white). It has spike like features which looks scary and painful. He was going to get it blasted for everyone who still doesn't believe. The procedure is $10,000....and we don't have that kind of money (I'm sure our insurance would have covered some of it). Plus the blasting is not always successful. Every time my husband thought about getting it blasted, the stone would move around (just like a baby, lol) and he would be pissing blood for days. I had fun reading everyones comments. Hopefully, I answered all of the questions. Lea, Brad, and Brad's kidney stone :)

Top comments

Yulia_fml 0

I guess men feel the same pride for something they went through a lot of pain for, as women feel about a similar thing - babies HAHA :)

Comments

To *Immmr* -- your comments are ******* hilarious! But yeah, that's way too gross..I mean c'mon he can at least put it somewhere private in his room if it's that damn important to him. I wouldn't even be able to go grab something to eat if I saw that thing in my kitchen. BLAH

craphappens92 0
HeyThereGorgeous 0
JanL1993 0

gross. just throw it out. men are so silly.

F HIS LIFE. He should be proud. It's gotta be hard giving birth from your dick, and he did something in comparison.

ga_peach0109 0

WTF??!?!?!? Why would He want to put that around the house..he gets a FAIL! for being nasty!

Why did he put it in the kitchen? He could have put it somewhere more private, such as the bathroom or the bedroom. I can understand him wanting to keep it, but FYL for him putting it in the kitchen.

So move your produce somewhere else.

softballplaya822 0

ughh kidney stones are horrible! but still, I wouldn't make such a big deal out of it... but those things are a thousand times worse then the worst cramp you could ever get... when I went to get one removed, one of my doctors compared it to being shot in the arm...