By failure - 08/04/2011 05:24

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML
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Cinn_fml 22

That's one way of doing it. But there is probably a better way of telling you what you need to give her.

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Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Just do oral I guess? Or, like the guys above me are saying, take something of hers!

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imortal20 0

and you're complaining about being stuck with your incredibly horny girlfriend, who apparently is ready to spread her legs to you at a moments notice? ungrateful prick... :D

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massacreman3000 1

your obviously one of the lucky womeb, he doesnt deserve this just because you have an easily pleased bit, not all women have the ability

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siouxsie0987 0

Ask her what would get her off. Idk...I find it hard to believe that this is the first time she's mentioned it pissing her off that she doesn't get off. And you know what? I don't blame her. FINE...sometimes it's harder to make girls ****** than guys, but it is *really* annoying when I guy does his thing...and then just falls asleep. it's like "Dude...come ooooonnnnn....so. horny" *ahem* ANYWAY...yeah, ask her what she likes/doesn't like/where to touch her...maybe get her to show you how she gets herself off? Then copy ^_^

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lmao523 0

lots of forplay!!!

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Juggalette_623 9

I modded this. There was more to it. It said he had been trying to get the keys back for 3 weeks and has been failing horribly. Poor guy.

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Im_just_lost 2

than wats d problem give her ****** or call me !

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alexFYL 11

Wow. You suck. Time to give her up to someone who actually knows what he's doing.

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