By failure - 08/04/2011 05:24

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML
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Cinn_fml 22

That's one way of doing it. But there is probably a better way of telling you what you need to give her.

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Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Just do oral I guess? Or, like the guys above me are saying, take something of hers!

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msbosslady 0

Why doesn't she take matters into her own hands? He obviously doesn't know what he's doing, she needs to teach him! Now if the problem is that he's a quick one....well that's a completely different issue.... **** ring?

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LukeNukem_fml 3

well someone's gonna have his hands full.

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Zombieslayer1 0

There is such a thing as immaturity, and she is showing it right here. Did you have someplace you had to go? Is that why she stole the car keys and not something else? If you didn't though....you showed a little bit of slowness there. The girl wants ******* and your FMLing it!? Did you end up mounting her in the end?

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BlackR6Rider 5

best excuse to have sex all day ever!!! jus deliberately don't give her one and screw like use never screwed before!!!! unless.... u jus really can't give her one.... lol

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ncgirl88 0

You deserve that! Every woman needs those and men usually don't know what they're doing

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Calyx_fml 21

There's one way you can get your keys back lickety split...

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varkey 7

i don't get why there are so many YDI's, it's unfair of her to steal something of yours and for all the retards that are like "now you can have sex all the time that's awesome!!!1" maybe he doesn't want to do that? just a thought

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trisdong 0

alphabet and u get your keys in 2 min!!!

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MandaMazing 0

is thatt really thatt unfortunate.?

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