By fml - 20/05/2010 21:32 - Canada

Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Since I doubt you paid for it maybe you should respect it. Why should your parents put up with you being an ass?

kpierce16 0

wow can u say over reacting lol, sorry OP that sucks

Ever hear of the straw that broke the camel's back? The slamming of the door was only the final thing that set him off. You must be a real jerk. You probably show him zero respect. He's your father and you you live in his home. He deserves your respect. **** you I say.

siege_2 1

Let this be a lesson to you: Next time don't put so much damn lettuce on his sammich.

jennadol95 0

Maybe hes been looking for an excuse to kick you out and this was a 'big enough' reason! Just think, once you move out, you could go to his house and slam the door all you want, then just walk out.! Think positive(:

CAhereIcome 0

lol. Way to think positive...

Your dad has issuses, unless there is more to the story than you are telling.

fortunefades 3

well as long as you were in the kitchen (assuming you're a woman) then i see no need for being kicked out... i think making him a sandwich would do the trick ;)

YouKnowJosh 0

you'd better be typing this from the kitchen. GET OFF THE INTERWEBS AMD GET ME MAH SANWICH

k9ltd333 0

I'm sure there is more to it then you are telling us, so don't play the victim.

YouKnowJosh 0

did you ever think about how it made the microwave feel? DID YOU?! you inconsiderate son of a bitch