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By random / Monday 29 April 2013 21:11 / Canada
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Yeah, everybody poops. There's even a book about it. The only reason you'd be that embarrassed is if you were really masterbating in that public washroom..

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"WHAT I want to do on the other side with WHO I want and WHERE I want is none of your business. WHEN I go I don't want you to know HOW, or even WHY I decided to cross the road." - The Chicken Yeah those weren't questions

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Cool and yeah I forgot two silly questions marks!! Goodness gracious, please tell me how it affected your life so greatly. Everyone still knows what I meant. But technically I was stating facts not asking, simply because I already know the answers to my questions.

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I don't think it's so much the embarrassment of being in the loo (though that is embarassing enough for some people) as it is that OP was in the loo long enough for the light to turn off. That IS embarassing, even when it's the light's fault for being on a ridiculously short timer. Plus, it doesn't actually say that the janitor said 'I'm the janitor and I want to lock up'. I'm assuming he literally just said 'anyone in there?' otherwise OP would have said something. So he wasn't really to know w

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Seriously? I can understand it being awkward, but come on. All you had to do was say "yes." What, was the janitor going to hang around waiting for you to finish just so he could make fun of you for executing a simple bodily function that everyone does when you came out of the stall?

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Exactly! I have social anxiety, but I'd be more worried about getting locked in and having to draw attention to myself by having to call for help or being discovered when the Janitor unlocked the door the following morning.

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I'm confused as to why the janitor would lock the bathroom door, unless OP was in the bathroom well after closing time.

Dude, everyone takes dumps no need to be embarrassed... these people always seem to be in the dark about this.

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"We have the popular 'everybody poops', and the less popular 'nobody poops but you.'" "Well, you see, we're Catholic..." "In that case, you'll want 'You're a naughty boy and that's concentrated evil coming out of your backside.'"

You had difficulty formulating a one word response where you could retain anonymity. How do you function on a day to day basis?

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