By fml - 20/05/2010 21:32 - Canada

Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML
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Sungod 0

In Sovjet russia, door slams you! anti flooooood

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Just_Endless 0

well, in the future I'd recommend NOT slamming the microwave door.

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Bunaf 4

Here's a crazy thought assuming you're over 18; move out! You know, act like the adult you spent all those teenage years whining that your parents didn't treat you like!

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04VWR32 6

what does OP mean?

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GamerGoddess 0

sometimes my mom thought I was doing something that I actually wasn't doing. For Example: perhaps u and ur dad had gotten into an argument and u both walked away. u went into the kitchen to make a quick snack and u accidently slammed the microwave door. ur dad thinks ure throwing a tempter tantrum bc ure slamming doors, so he storms in and starts yelling at u. whether or not he -thought- I were acting out is irrelevant. he handled the situational horribly as a parent an I would highly recommend anger management classes

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thundernuts 0

obviously he has pent up nad feelings towards you cause he secretly loathes you...ur a let down

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sheckyisbatman 0

eh same basic thing happens all the time in my family....*shrug*

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ELLIE37713 0

Happened to me yesterday; I put the bath mat on the side of the bath instead of the radiator.

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marsbar55 0

sorry, but your dad sounds like a phycho

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