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Your comment reminds me of this guy I know. He snorts his own urine daily. Something about your body produces it's own antibodies to keep you well. I don't know if it's true and wouldn't want to find out by trail and error.

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lol, u really eat your own shit? I don't believe that. And if you did ( yeah, it was probably a joke. ) But if you did, poop is not healthy. It's waste material. It is ejected from ur body to never return.

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SG, ew. A couple of my friends do that, something about 95% water, 5% minerals and proteins and such on. It's still really disgusting. Urine actually contains a lot of salt, which might be bad for the body. I think unless you're drinking urine to survive, then it shouldn't be done.

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Bad, not necessarily. Are in excess and therefore are being released, yes. Along with the urea & uric acid your body is trying to get rid of not retain.

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Urine is reall bad for you. Its ammoina and extra shit your body doesnt need. Besides its warm and dark yellow why would anyone want to drink it.

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I would have been calling for a manager rather that going "oh F my life" lol Come on people confused about the chip thing, think a little! In the UK fries are called chips and chips are called crisps.

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156 and 172. It says OP is from the UK. They (and some other countries) call fries "chips." Hence the term "fish and chips."

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You, are one of the very few. Most Americans i know are totally ignorant of British English. Or as i call it, Real English.

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^Rofl. it does kill life though when people try to correct an s with a z when it's actually correct where the person comes from

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Actually it may be good for you, eating dead germs. But you may catch blood borne viruses such as HepC.

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Aliaskis, I'm going to assume that you were deliriously ill when you wrote that, because otherwise I'd have to assume you're a moron. The viruses in the nose are not dead, they are very much alive and communicable. And the only way Hep C could be transmitted here is if the dude had a bloody nose and sneezed blood into the chips and then the custoner injected the chips into his vein. I hope you feel better soon, Aliaskis. Very soon.

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it's true, though, eating snot is ok because we all do it when we have a runny nose and we sniff and snort, that phlegm gets swallowed and helps us to build up our immune system a little more. still gross though, call for the manager and health inspectors.

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Actually, Doc, I am sick and drugged up. Thanks for your concern. My original post was more in depth and made more sense, but fml doesn't post my comments most of the time, usually causing me to retype them numerous times. Yesterday I just gave up on making sense. The nose has little hairs and mucus in it to catch the nasty stuff before you breathe it in. So I would assume that includes dust mites, skin cells, and various germs. If the germs were there long enough they would die, and hopefully

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I'd have that guy fired so fast it'd make his head spin. You sneeze on the fries, say NOTHING, and try to serve it to customers? That's just vulgar.

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Actually, not all McDonalds are dirty. I work at one, and we are required to wash our hands throughly after touching money, raw meat or after coughing or sneezing, and we have managers on shift specifically to see to that we do just that.

ask for new chips/get a refund + report it to whatever agency is in charge of sanitation in restaurants (i know this exists, but I cannot remember its name)/tell the manager

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