By Saphira - 11/11/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, my dad's girlfriend threw me a birthday party and all the gifts, decorations, and the cake were according to my age, which they thought was 12. I turned 13 today. FML
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IllegalLight 0

If your dad's girlfriend is like 35 or whatever.. get her a 40 year old balloon on her next birthday :P She won't be happy either.

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Kylias 6

Aww, that sucks. Congrats and happy birthday! And congratulations on being 13 and typing more coherently than most of the older crowd.

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blastvortex 3

Maybe it's because you don't look ... "developed" ... enough yet. ㄟ㋛ㄏ

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Bishop0523 0

you really suck you are selfish and I hope you get herpys

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jessx0x 0

Wow, #82 if you're going to insult someone, at least check your spelling. It's spelled "herpies." :) I definitely don't think you did a typo there and you really think "herpies" is spelled "herpys" lmfao.

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GabriLee 0

Actually, it's herpes. Half credit for trying, though!

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MouseyN 0

I know it must be a downer that your dad's girlfriend mixed up your age, but it's an easy enough mistake to make. When she bought these things, you /were/ 12. But she took the time, effort, and money to throw you a party with gifts, decorations, and cake... you're a lucky kid. I hope you appreciate it.

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Starfire22 5

it's not really an fml it was nice that your dads girlfriend made the effort to throw you a party so hopefully you weren't ungrateful and stomped out crying. the fml part is that your dad didn't know how old you are

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eliz3 0

It's not that much of a big deal, they cared enough to throw you a birthday party in the first place and I bet they feel pretty terrible they got the age wrong. The point is what on Earth is a 13 year old doing on this site anyway, half this stuff doesn't relate to you at all...

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Voids 0

It's not ungrateful for someone to expect her to remember how old she was turning. Why even go to the effort at all if you're gonna do it half-assed. I think if I had the choice, I would've said toss the birthday party unless you're gonna do it right, otherwise all you are is disappointed and the purpose of even having a party has gone down the toilet...

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