Work: Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me... - FML

By tortured - 27/11/2013 03:11 - United States

Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML

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By anthony512 - 24/05/2013 16:08 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML

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By JEalmon12 - 23/05/2019 12:00

Today, I was bored at my office, so I started flicking my pencils at my door. My boss walked in right then to give me a raise for my "outstanding" work. She scared me so much when she walked in that I flicked a pencil right at her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2014 16:02 - United States - Elko

Today, my boss yet again said she was "literally dying", after she watched a funny video online. Long story short, I'm now on her shitlist because I couldn't help but point out that she clearly wasn't dying, and that her ranting was distracting me from doing actual work. FML

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By MrsKSB - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, my boss was watching taser pranks online, when he said he was going to "get me". We often take turns playing pranks on each other, and I was the last to prank him. Now I'm terrified to move or turn my back on anything other than a wall at work. FML

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By shonfyr - 11/03/2014 21:35 - Spain

Today, it was a really slow day at work. One thing lead to another, and soon enough we were all taking turns shoving each other across the office on a swivel chair. Our boss came in during my turn, and I got singled out for a verbal warning. Everyone else got off with a disapproving glare. FML

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What an ass

By Benjamin - 25/01/2012 05:03 - United States

Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML

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By hanmart - 15/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML

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No fun

By PokeTheBear - 22/07/2009 21:09 - Canada

Today, my coworkers decided to play a game of "Who Can Piss the Boss Off the Most". I opted not to play, but I still won. FML

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By rie - 24/12/2009 00:29 - Ireland

Today, I found out my college friends are going to attack me after Christmas and attempt to tickle me to death. All because they know that I hate to be tickled. They are also going to make a Facebook group dedicated to the matter so people can join in if they wish. FML

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By dan - 09/05/2012 20:10 - United States - Laurel

Today, I started my new job. It seems my colleagues are moronic pranksters, because when I leaned back in my chair, the backrest came apart and I fell to the ground, to much laughter. My boss immediately shouted at me to, "Stop fucking about." I thought this only happened in movies. FML

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Kataclysm97 32

Wednesday 27 November 2013 6:17

Sounds like you live on the adult version of sesame street.

emilycb93 12

Wednesday 27 November 2013 6:17

Where do you work? Hollywood Boulevard?

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twicht_de 10

Wednesday 27 November 2013 10:14

I hope you simply failed to mention that all your coworkers and the boss are incredibly hot females... LOL

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Wednesday 27 November 2013 10:34

Am I the only to think that this is a silly and dangerous prank? Tickling too much can cause breath shortage , if you have asthma for instance, consequences can be serious.

brackaman 18

Wednesday 27 November 2013 11:00

I don't know.. I have shortness of breath in general, and if I'm laughing at being tickled like that I could quite literally pass out, something that has happened before. It's the reason I'd rather punch someone and explain later than allow myself to be tickled.To me this would indeed be deadly serious.

carelessxdanger 9

Wednesday 27 November 2013 11:28

put krazy glue in the soap dispensers at work. you know.. to thank them ;)

puzzy 13

Wednesday 27 November 2013 12:34

It would be hilarious if u werent ticklish and just sat there while the joy was sucked out of them.

psitsruben 10

Wednesday 27 November 2013 12:39

your boss is awesome.

loti18 8

Wednesday 27 November 2013 13:11

I've had that happen to me- not fun!

XBurytheCastleX 25

Wednesday 27 November 2013 13:37

That sounds awesome! You have a cool boss, be happy about it. You lucked out.

KimmyCupZ 21

Wednesday 27 November 2013 14:43

Just thinking of that situation sends shivers down my spine. I truly hate being tickled! -_-

lendary 7

Wednesday 27 November 2013 14:54

I'd prefer getting fired to that. Tickling is the most awful sensation besides pain the human body can feel.

touch_phobia 13

Wednesday 27 November 2013 22:21

agreed

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