Work: Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me... - FML

By tortured - 27/11/2013 03:11 - United States

Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML

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By anthony512 - 24/05/2013 16:08 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML

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By JEalmon12 - 23/05/2019 12:00

Today, I was bored at my office, so I started flicking my pencils at my door. My boss walked in right then to give me a raise for my "outstanding" work. She scared me so much when she walked in that I flicked a pencil right at her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2014 16:02 - United States - Elko

Today, my boss yet again said she was "literally dying", after she watched a funny video online. Long story short, I'm now on her shitlist because I couldn't help but point out that she clearly wasn't dying, and that her ranting was distracting me from doing actual work. FML

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By MrsKSB - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, my boss was watching taser pranks online, when he said he was going to "get me". We often take turns playing pranks on each other, and I was the last to prank him. Now I'm terrified to move or turn my back on anything other than a wall at work. FML

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By shonfyr - 11/03/2014 21:35 - Spain

Today, it was a really slow day at work. One thing lead to another, and soon enough we were all taking turns shoving each other across the office on a swivel chair. Our boss came in during my turn, and I got singled out for a verbal warning. Everyone else got off with a disapproving glare. FML

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What an ass

By Benjamin - 25/01/2012 05:03 - United States

Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML

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By hanmart - 15/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML

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No fun

By PokeTheBear - 22/07/2009 21:09 - Canada

Today, my coworkers decided to play a game of "Who Can Piss the Boss Off the Most". I opted not to play, but I still won. FML

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By rie - 24/12/2009 00:29 - Ireland

Today, I found out my college friends are going to attack me after Christmas and attempt to tickle me to death. All because they know that I hate to be tickled. They are also going to make a Facebook group dedicated to the matter so people can join in if they wish. FML

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Pranksters

By dan - 09/05/2012 20:10 - United States - Laurel

Today, I started my new job. It seems my colleagues are moronic pranksters, because when I leaned back in my chair, the backrest came apart and I fell to the ground, to much laughter. My boss immediately shouted at me to, "Stop fucking about." I thought this only happened in movies. FML

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Kataclysm97 32

Wednesday 27 November 2013 6:17

Sounds like you live on the adult version of sesame street.

emilycb93 12

Wednesday 27 November 2013 6:17

Where do you work? Hollywood Boulevard?

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afroman52 12

Wednesday 27 November 2013 6:37

Michael Scott?

footcheezeez 16

Wednesday 27 November 2013 6:42

Day = made. End. Of. Story.

SoTotallySeabass 2

Wednesday 27 November 2013 6:49

Boop

tukies 28

Wednesday 27 November 2013 6:52

Well time to loosen their chair screws, or something else fun. Being tickled to death is better than being tickled till you pee on yourself!

jen1682 11

Wednesday 27 November 2013 7:14

Saran Wrap their car, put Justin Beiber posters all over their wall, or fill every inch of their office with post-it notes. Not that I've ever done these things...

nopasanada 3

Wednesday 27 November 2013 7:45

sounds really fruity

Wizzlbang 10

Wednesday 27 November 2013 9:02

That's not a pun at all...

buckdharma 36

Wednesday 27 November 2013 8:04

Could have been worse op. They could have taped you to a chair to play a rousing game of hide the pickle.

Edumcg 24

Wednesday 27 November 2013 8:10

I was expecting a "And they I pooped in my pants"or a "And then I throw up" at the end, sorry my fault. Tickling is not that bad OP :] at least you have a fun boss.

touch_phobia 13

Wednesday 27 November 2013 22:20

Some people have problems with tickling. They might have asthma or might get a panic attack. It could be serious, and they wouldn't be able to say or do anything. I almost died getting tickled when I was younger and now I have a problem with any touching

SmuggletheBudgie 15

Wednesday 27 November 2013 8:28

and some 1's and question marks and a tilde wouldn't go astray either.

cmac86 23

Wednesday 27 November 2013 9:29

I want to work where you do. my boss, while they like to play pranks and all, wouldn't do this. this actually sounds fun.

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