Work: No fun

No fun

By PokeTheBear - 22/07/2009 21:09 - Canada

Today, my coworkers decided to play a game of "Who Can Piss the Boss Off the Most". I opted not to play, but I still won. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 21:48 - United States

Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML

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By tortured - 27/11/2013 03:11 - United States

Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML

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That backfired

By Alexander D. - 14/07/2012 00:48 - United States

Today, I was fired for telling a customer's kid to shut his mouth. As revenge, I sent the CEO a picture I acquired months ago of my boss drunkenly pissing on a cow. He wrote that it was the funniest thing he had ever seen, and that I am "clearly an insufferable killjoy; a total liability to the company." FML

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By melly - 14/12/2010 19:10 - United States

Today, my boss went out for a few hours. My coworkers saw this as an opportunity to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught. I stayed at the office to answer the phone, while streaming videos which is a big no no. My boss came back early and caught me, they're all still taking lunch. FML

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You deserved it 10 686

By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 05:05 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boss wrote me up for saying "pissed" in front of a client. This is the same boss who nearly pissed himself laughing when a client made an extremely off-color Holocaust joke a few weeks ago, in front of half the department. FML

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You deserved it 1 515

By Anonymous - 08/10/2014 03:15 - United States - San Diego

Today, my co-worker spent the afternoon taking online personality quizzes and messaging everyone the results. She was particularly proud of one which told her she was a hard-working overachiever. My boss walked by just as the message for that one popped up and I got in trouble for slacking off. FML

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By hatemyboss - 03/11/2011 16:13 - Canada

Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML

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You deserved it 45 078

By NotJobbing - 11/08/2015 23:05 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my lazy bastard of a co-worker punched me straight in the jaw because he didn't get the promotion I did. Being his new manager, I fired him. A few hours later, I was fired for "abusing" my power. FML

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You deserved it 3 147

Just a prank, bro

By Lucas - 11/02/2022 06:00

Today, our boss gave me and my team a final warning, because of a prank that one of my workmates played on him. It isn't the first time shit happens. The boss won't let us dispute it, either. FML

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You deserved it 203

By jalisc512 - 21/08/2014 20:16 - United States - Aurora

Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML

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You deserved it 5 516

JStromberg 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:20

Well thats a fail:D

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:20

Ah, sucks! What did you do? Nice name though ahahaha.

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JStromberg 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:20

Well thats a fail:D

thatwasobvious 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:49

What are you talking about? he won. he won the game.

short_one_13 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:53

fml i just lost the game...lol =]

CyclonePsycho 1

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:54

But you, I, and everyone else who reads this lost. ._. Curse you, the Game! EDIT: Beaten to the punch. D:

lol_cakes 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 2:02

I've heard this game mentioned quite a few times. Could someone please explain it for me?

premonitioner 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 2:20

damn you guys, you made me lose too lolcakes, http://www.losethegame.com/

lol_cakes 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 2:21

OK Thanks

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 3:28

D-dammit I lost the game! OP: That's hilarious in a way. Reminds me of a guy called Mat~su~da.

DrAwesome 6

Thursday 23 July 2009 4:38

I... Lost the game as well...

Duckasaurus 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 9:58

Today, I lost the game on FML. FML

DrAwesome 6

Thursday 23 July 2009 10:02

****! I lost the game... AGAIN! Why did I go back to this stupid post!?

Armin_fml 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 13:31

aw c'mon, I was on a winning streak :[

divineinstrument 2

Thursday 23 July 2009 14:17

I'm usually never the wet blanket, but "the game" is the single most stupid thing ever

DrAwesome 6

Thursday 23 July 2009 20:06

If you're looking for wet blankets, you're on the wrong FML. Try 3960027. :D

ky_stone22 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:10

WIN @53

Jakester 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:43

I won :D

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:20

Ah, sucks! What did you do? Nice name though ahahaha.

schporker 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:20

Congratulations, you also won employee of the month! :P lol

Nomad609 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:26

Im curious to know what you did. Did you piss ON him instead? lol

coldplaylive2003 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:30

you should hire him a hooker to make up for it

xxCHUCHU 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 2:00

lol I wonder if you're his boss?

fmyluff 7

Sunday 10 March 2013 20:18

Who says the boss is a he?

sucks4you5 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:30

haha fail

coldplaylive2003 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:31

you should hire him a hooker to make up for it

boredworker 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 7:36

Double post FTL...

dontbackdown 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:33

im curious as to how you managed to do that.

sharkshaveteeth 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:34

what did you do?

chris_e81 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:36

F you're mates life cuz they lost by someone who wasn't even playing

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