Work: Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me... - FML

By tortured - 27/11/2013 03:11 - United States

Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML

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By anthony512 - 24/05/2013 16:08 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML

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By JEalmon12 - 23/05/2019 12:00

Today, I was bored at my office, so I started flicking my pencils at my door. My boss walked in right then to give me a raise for my "outstanding" work. She scared me so much when she walked in that I flicked a pencil right at her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2014 16:02 - United States - Elko

Today, my boss yet again said she was "literally dying", after she watched a funny video online. Long story short, I'm now on her shitlist because I couldn't help but point out that she clearly wasn't dying, and that her ranting was distracting me from doing actual work. FML

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By MrsKSB - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, my boss was watching taser pranks online, when he said he was going to "get me". We often take turns playing pranks on each other, and I was the last to prank him. Now I'm terrified to move or turn my back on anything other than a wall at work. FML

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By shonfyr - 11/03/2014 21:35 - Spain

Today, it was a really slow day at work. One thing lead to another, and soon enough we were all taking turns shoving each other across the office on a swivel chair. Our boss came in during my turn, and I got singled out for a verbal warning. Everyone else got off with a disapproving glare. FML

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What an ass

By Benjamin - 25/01/2012 05:03 - United States

Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML

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By hanmart - 15/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML

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No fun

By PokeTheBear - 22/07/2009 21:09 - Canada

Today, my coworkers decided to play a game of "Who Can Piss the Boss Off the Most". I opted not to play, but I still won. FML

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By rie - 24/12/2009 00:29 - Ireland

Today, I found out my college friends are going to attack me after Christmas and attempt to tickle me to death. All because they know that I hate to be tickled. They are also going to make a Facebook group dedicated to the matter so people can join in if they wish. FML

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Pranksters

By dan - 09/05/2012 20:10 - United States - Laurel

Today, I started my new job. It seems my colleagues are moronic pranksters, because when I leaned back in my chair, the backrest came apart and I fell to the ground, to much laughter. My boss immediately shouted at me to, "Stop fucking about." I thought this only happened in movies. FML

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Kataclysm97 32

Wednesday 27 November 2013 6:17

Sounds like you live on the adult version of sesame street.

emilycb93 12

Wednesday 27 November 2013 6:17

Where do you work? Hollywood Boulevard?

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MissKendra09 7

Thursday 28 November 2013 4:35

I can't be the only one who instantly starts crying whenever someone tickles me. Automatic panic attack.

touch_phobia 13

Thursday 28 November 2013 5:05

You definitely aren't alone. I have had panic attacks being tickled! I'm glad I'm not the only one taking this seriously

MisUnFortunate 31

Thursday 28 November 2013 9:37

Yeah, nobody seems to understand or believe me but I do get panic attacks when someone tickles me... People say I'm "over-reacting" or similar things.

katydid91 31

Thursday 28 November 2013 7:30

Not the worst thing that could happen at work...

hellmate 12

Friday 29 November 2013 7:40

this is considered sexual harassment

143amandaott 10

Sunday 1 December 2013 6:22

That would be soo awkward!!

jsonack 1

Monday 2 December 2013 0:14

I'm sure this is some form of sexual assault.

CaptainRR 20

Friday 24 October 2014 8:58

So.. Did you die?

skyblueprincess 17

Monday 13 July 2015 4:39

hr

anyagrande 31

Thursday 1 October 2015 13:37

You could sue all of them for sexual harassment

shonic 16

Saturday 30 January 2016 0:28

harassment

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