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By ajodasdojsad - 21/03/2015 15:12 - United Kingdom - Ewell

Today, I was playing charades with my boyfriend and family. The answer was "Beckoning" so I acted it out with a "come here" gesture. He looked confused for a second, then blurted out "Fingering?" FML

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By Embarrassed - 22/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

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By fuglymug - 08/01/2016 21:48 - United States - Appleton

Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2015 11:04 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML

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By kyyle - 11/01/2014 04:02 - United States - Chicago

Today, we were playing charades at school. My word was "head", so I pointed to my face. Nobody on my team got it. But they did guess, "Ugly?!" FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By carmelita - 16/07/2009 15:09 - Singapore

Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend. A while later I forgot about it and started digging my nose vigorously. He then beeped me and said "Digging for gold, dear? " FML

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By neuroticallyours - 12/11/2009 07:11 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML

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By Wtf - 03/11/2015 22:06

Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By marsbar - 15/03/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

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brookenicolee29 27

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:03

Well at least you know what his thoughts consist of

rocketgurl 15

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:02

Now his family knows what you guys like to do

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rocketgurl 15

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:02

Now his family knows what you guys like to do

Wutdafuqq 24

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:44

Honestly, this isn't even an FML. Unless her parents are diehard catholics, it isn't even a big deal.

zanoty 17

Sunday 22 March 2015 1:08

Are you just constantly on Fml? The last 3 fmls you were first second first haha

tiredteenager 16

Sunday 22 March 2015 1:35

#22, is there anything wrong with that? This app is pretty awesome.

ekim300 26

Sunday 22 March 2015 2:48

Actually, it was her family. Not that it makes it any less awkward.. I just hope they were open minded.

ThatHorse 15

Sunday 22 March 2015 7:06

I guess he didn't quite finger that answer out fast enough...

brookenicolee29 27

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:03

Well at least you know what his thoughts consist of

j_cat187 19

Sunday 22 March 2015 3:45

playing her banjo!

jigglypuff34 16

Sunday 22 March 2015 6:01

If she has a banjo, you have bigger problems.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Monday 23 March 2015 5:26

Banjos are awesome.

Livin_Like_Larry 29

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:03

Are you trying to send him a subtle message?

A07 48

Sunday 22 March 2015 6:51

Do you not know what 'charades' are?

RiceCrispies 7

Sunday 22 March 2015 18:24

Do you not know what sarcasm is?

EarlFug 19

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:03

G-spot!!

Driving_Gaming 22

Sunday 22 March 2015 17:08

EarlFug 19

Monday 23 March 2015 2:17

Uh oh, I made a joke that wasn't a bad pun. Don't worry, I'll flog myself.

Specialbus 5

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:03

The maturity is strong in this one.

Llama_Man2000 26

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:04

You must have some very 'interesting' times in the bedroom.

kerstileann 26

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:49

fingering is considered "interesting"??

mellajella 14

Sunday 22 March 2015 1:44

19 - he's 14, I'm sure everything is interesting to him.

tiredteenager 16

Sunday 22 March 2015 1:44

Is drinking water "interesting" to you too?

MrConcise 34

Sunday 22 March 2015 5:04

#28 - Depends what you lace it with.

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Sunday 22 March 2015 6:39

HA! Since when is fingering interesting? LoL! How to finger a girl 101: USE YOUR TONGUE.

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Sunday 22 March 2015 6:47

FML, he is 14.

limabeans101029 20

Sunday 22 March 2015 12:53

47- One word for you: G-spot.

nmw404 6

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:04

I'm sure they can understand the confusion. More importantly... Did yall win?

cfojo 19

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:05

Clearly your boyfriend has no filter. Perhaps bringing him to family gatherings isn't the best idea..

Welshite 39

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:05

"No no no. That comes /after/."

ColonelCusswords 24

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:05

you shoulda established the "nothing dirty while you meet my family" rules

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