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really? seriously? I wouldn't agree. Have fun with that. Or more accurately, have fun with someone you're in a relationship with playing by those rules.

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Banana buddy, did you really just use the incorrect "your" and "ur" in the same sentence? Are my eyes deceiving me? Can I come to your house and beat correct grammar into your skull, or would that be too subtle? Maybe I need to etch "you're = you are" onto some bullets and go around to idiots' houses and shoot them repeatedly until they get it. The baby Jesus is weeping at your stupidity. Holy hell, even every1luvsboners above you got it right!

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A joke? What kind of joke? How is this any kind of joke? It isn't a pun, it isn't any kind of irony, and it isn't funny. If the original FML had to do with grammar, I could see how making two different grammatical errors could be seen as amusing, but this just isn't the case. So the only joke here is that your pathetic brain found his comment funny.

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I never assumed anything. You said he was making a joke and called me clueless for not seeing that, thereby implying that you DID see it. I wasn't assuming, I was inferring. There's a big difference, and if you don't see that, then you are the clueless one here.

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TwoZero, why don't you go crawl back under the rock under which you've been hiding. You sounded a lot better from over where nobody could hear the diarrhea escaping your mouth.

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Are you sure you're arguing the same thing was a joke? Either way, Doc's right, be consisted in your abbreviations (or as he put it; grammatical errors) or you just look silly. And cheating isn't a joke, though I think Banana_buddy might've been trying to make one.

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TwoZero, I think my loving, beautiful wife is pregnant with my second child, and before you try to make some lame "are you sure it's yours?" joke, Cinn is right - cheating isn't funny. You're making yourself look more and more foolish with each successive response.

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TwoZeroOZ, you'd probably be best served by shutting the hell up now. Or do you really want to open this can of worms that'll see you unable to sit for a week? Trust me, you don't want to force this issue, so shut the fuck up.

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Twozero, when you've been around long enough you'll realise that there are people who'd say something like that as a serious remark. Either because they believe what they say, or because they're looking for a reaction. And did you really just try and convince someone, who you don't even know, that their wife might've cheated on them? Even if you meant it as a joke, that's not funny.

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TwoZeroOZ is the one trying to get a reaction, and by god is he going to get one he'll regret for a very long time if he doesn't shut up.

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Kay, I have no reason to apologize to a rude arrogant ignoramous. Also, I hope you realize how much I'm degrading myself by even acknowledging someone like you.

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You have no reason to apologise? I don't know what kind of world you think you live in, Twozero, but in the real world you do not imply that someone's partner is cheating on them as a joke when you don't know them that well. Not to mention that you threw in rude, arrogant, and ignoramus. I don't know why you felt the need to say that either.

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My point exactly, it's utterly out of order, and accusing one of the most reputable commenters of being a troll is just blatant bullshit. You know, my hostility is obviously so ridiculously fake that I have sort of an excuse, but this guy needs a serious attitude adjustment, and I hope he gets one forcibly performed on him. It DOES say on the commenting box: "Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful." Looks like someone ignored that warning outright.

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Well, that didn't last long. Alas poor TwoZeroOZ, I knew him etc, etc. I guess the Mighty FML Deity got fed up with his rudeness. Thanks for jumping in, Cinn and KaySL. It's nice to know that you two ladies have my bac... Wait, what the hell? KaySL is a woman now?? MY WORLD IS CRUMBLING!!

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Vulcans don't lose their mind, Cinn; that would be most illogical of you. I'm just screwing with people and hopefully deeply confusing a select few. Others however hate me all the same, and some like KingDingALing want to send me dildos all the same. It's win-win-win-pyrrhic win for me.

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You're absolutely right KaySL, being respectful on here is of utmost importance. But let's review, shall we? banana_buddy may have made a stupid joke, but that was no excuse for the vulgarities that DocBastard hurled; "Can I come to your house and beat correct grammar into your skull, or would that be too subtle? Maybe I need to etch "you're = you are" onto some bullets and go around to idiots houses and shoot them repeatedly until they get it. The baby Jesus is weeping at your stupidity" And of course, I, in my infinite rudeness, said "Wow, clueless." I am deeply ashamed of it. To which of course it was replied with "So the only joke here is that your pathetic brain found his comment funny." But still that doesn't come close to being called Clueless, right? I could go on, but I won't. KaySL, I'd like you to seriously ask yourself, "Was my opinion biased, based on the fact that I'm friends with someone here?". Unless you're incapable of objective thought, I'd think your answer would be Yes. I think anyone reading this would also agree. Going further with that, do you think someone who is incapable of separating their bias and emotions should be a moderator? I'm sure you'll think about moderating this comment so nobody else can see it, but that doesn't matter - I'm only trying to help you correct some flaws in your attitude.

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In between ban time, yes. I like to think my unrequited love and flights of fantasy exceed those of even TwoZeroOZ, but you'll see. Desperately wishing makes fantasies come true, I tell you, and one day I hope his do so I may be united with my love :D TLDR: Laff.

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There's only one person in this thread who looks stupid, and he isn't around to defend himself. Plus, it isn't nice to speak ill of the dead. RIP, TZO. (The "P" stands for "perpetuity" here.)

You deserve it. Isn't this something you have to discuss before getting engaged in a relationship? At least, he didn't tell you this after marriage. You can still dump him :)

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THANK YOU! What is with all of these people saying it is okay as long as you aren't caught? Cheating is wrong. Period. Otherwise it wouldn't be called cheating.

That's his way of giving you the green light. Let him know that you've seriously considered what he said and have decided to marry the person you've been cheating on him with. Invite him to the wedding and let him know that you expect a really expensive gift because, you know, everybody does it.

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