By Michelle - 20/02/2011 17:45 - United States

Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML
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DaleksAreEpic 0

I bet your cat is secretly a hired assassin.

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tater2650 0

were you sleeping in the same bed that's illegal dude

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ninjanate 0

I gave cat allergies :(

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koolkat27 13

to whom did you give these allergies to?

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mynameisT_fml 0

why tha heck were you sleeping next to your sister perv -_-

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devilcb 5

why were you sleeping with your sister ^.^

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randomtroll 0

u totally deserved that. cats suck it's all about dogs

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Lov3rGirL 0

why is ur sister beside you? when ur sleeping? what have you been doing?

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Trevman783 0

So why is your sister sleeping next to you? Maybe the cat was trying to prevent the deformed offspring that could have been.

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Dez31396 0

u sleep next to your sister? .... incest.....

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