By Michelle - 20/02/2011 17:45 - United States

Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML
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DaleksAreEpic 0

I bet your cat is secretly a hired assassin.

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xNikkiez 0

My question is, how were you 'struggling' to get a CAT off of you? YDI

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testthecoal 5

1. The cat assassin attacked when he was asleep, so he would be surprised 2. I always seems to feel weak when i wake up, from not moving them and such 3. Who can resist pussy?

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xNikkiez 0

But if it was so serious to be an FML, OP could have just pushed his cat aside. Ever woke up in a rush an flew out of your bed? You can't possible be that weak when you wake.

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chippa 24

I am also very weak when I wake. I have trouble making so much as a fist, and if I get up when I wake up, I have a lot of trouble walking in a straight line or down the stairs. :/

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testthecoal 5

If by rush you mean rolling out of bed, then yes :)

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all4pooh 4

12 I was thinking the same thing lol

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brt3420 13

that's pathetic you struggled with moving a cat your useless

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alpineodin 0

my cat is like 3.5 feet long... if he was to lay on me it would Hurt

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meowmeowwkitty 0

it's got claws.

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Iskaria 0

62 - Cats are less annoying than dogs, who are attention seekers. My dog is currently standing on my hair with his front paws and trying to chew it. A cat would not do this. Cats are less greedy than dogs generally as cats know when to stop eating, a dog will eat until it vomits if it likes the taste. Dogs will also eat vomit, and poop, not even because they are hungry, but because they are greedy. A long cat doesn't mean a fat cat, it (funnily enough) means a long cat, as in length not weight. That's like saying someone is fat because they are tall. Yes there are very large domestic cat breeds, such as the Maine Coon, and yes 62, you are an idiot.

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emmanizzer 6

some people are weird. if you have that much hatred for cats, something weird must have happened with one in your past. :/ cats are awesome, especially mine. his name is booby and i love him! :D

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koolkat27 13

wtf you named your cat booby??

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afdude87 6

unless said cat had claws embedded in his face, ydi for being more of a pussy then the one on your face

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mollysaysrawr_fml 7

Aww. I think that's cute. My friends cat used to do this to me. Then she died.

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ohheytherebuddy 0

i guess we'll never know...

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itsHannahhh 0

hahaa thats a smart cat(:

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UpsidedownKayak 9

He was just smothering you with affection. This is clearly a case of feline fatal attraction. You better be careful, he could start stalking you but I bet it's already too late.

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testthecoal 5

Before or after he goes to the litter box, #4?

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thegoodlife101 0

uh.. why was your sister sleeping next to you..

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