Transportation: Today, my car ran out of gas. I was 20 feet away from the gas...

By stranded - 19/05/2011 11:46 - United States

Today, my car ran out of gas. I was 20 feet away from the gas pump and the only person I could ask for help was the attendant, who'd asked me out a week ago. I'd said no, and so did he. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML

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By BrokeandDesperate - 06/12/2011 07:03 - United States

Today, a 65 year old toothless gas station attendant asked me out on a date in exchange for free gas, and I said yes. This is what my unemployment has come to. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

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By van no gough - 22/03/2015 00:07 - United States - Springfield

Today, I went out with two friends for lunch. The van we took ran out of fuel, so we pushed it to a nearby gas station, a gas station suffering from a gas shortage. FML

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By ChevRooon - 27/01/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

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By sillyrabbit - 24/02/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, after I had filled up my car and got into it I saw a cute guy running towards me. I flashed a smile and left the door open and said, "Hey" when he was next to me. He said, "The pump is still attached to your car, you really should be more careful." FML

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By 303 - 05/07/2012 20:24 - United States - Houston

Today, I picked up my car from the repair shop, drove two miles, and ran out of gas. I then walked to get gas, put a gallon of gas in the car, and tried to start it. The battery was too weak to start the car, and died on the spot. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2015 15:45 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was out with my youngest cousin and we had to stop for gas. Since he just got his license, I asked if he wanted to pump the gas while I went into the station to get snacks and pay. He pumped my car full of diesel. FML

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By wowzers0889 - 28/04/2012 21:21 - United States - New York

Today, I was sent to a customer's house to switch out a washing machine. My boss had assured me that everything I'd need was already in the truck. Halfway there, I ran out of gas and I realized I didn't have the gas card. My boss says it's my fault. FML

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Thursday 19 May 2011 16:14

What's all this BS about karma? She's allowed to date whomever she wants.

chimpsndip 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 16:41

Karma? If I was a girl, I don't think that I'd want to date a gas station attendant either.

Comments

DesB 7

Thursday 19 May 2011 17:57

Guess you should have said yes? sorry

pinkspaceboundro 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 18:18

well, don't sweat it. he is a jerk, it's a good thing you said no! just next time make sure don't run out of gas!!

Sharpie_Tattoos 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 18:18

haa :]

Joeboy777 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 18:20

it was the jews......

pancakechick 8

Thursday 19 May 2011 18:25

I really don't see how it's karma. She doesn't have to say yes to every guy that asks her out.

braveblade74 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 18:29

What a dick. I'd help, even if I was rejected :-/

perdix 29

Thursday 19 May 2011 18:34

Easy solution: ********. Ask any guy if he'd prefer a date in the future or a BJ right now. I'd wager well over 90% would choose the latter. You'll get your car pushed, and probably some free gas.

SLC_grumpypants 5

Thursday 19 May 2011 18:37

That was very rude of him. What ever happened to people helping people?? I miss the good old days. People these days are just rude.

SatanicPredator 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 18:38

he could get fired for that

HahaYDI 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 18:43

Well now you can screw him over twice. Tell his manager and get him fired. My best friend rejected me when I asked her out, and I still treat her like a princess. He needs to get over himself.

FYLimhoYDI 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 19:03

what does you being a pussy have to do with him getting fired? don't be a bitter bitch. I say good for him. rejected or not, he's not her bitch.

HahaYDI 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 22:24

I don't know what kind of world you're living in, but when he is working at a gas station, he is her bitch, because she's the customer. That is how the working world works. It's his responsibility to help her. And if the only reason he said no is because she rejected him, then he deserves to be fired.