Money, Neighbours, Fire and Miscellaneous: False flag

False flag

By Anonymous - 25/05/2015 16:04 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after a broken smoke detector in my home caused the fire department to come, I got an angry visit from my neighbor who was upset because she had parked in front of a fire hydrant and got a ticket. She demands that I pay it, "or else." FML

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By denting-and-venting - 10/08/2016 20:05 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML

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By ohemgee - 11/03/2010 03:03 - United States

Today, I got a call from a police department saying that if I didn't move my car from a store's parking lot within the next 15 minutes, they were going to tow it and charge me for the fee. I was at work and the reason I parked it there is because it started smoking and almost caught fire. FML

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By carssuck - 02/02/2012 10:28 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML

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You deserved it 2 526

By notgreg - 10/11/2009 15:59 - United States

Today, I found out my neighbor ordered parking tickets for everyone on the block. My car was 4 inches into his driveway, but not obstructing his exit in any way. That didn't stop him from calling in, on a Sunday, at 8 AM, an 88 dollar ticket. He also left a note "Your parking sucks, love, Greg." FML

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By journeytotheend - 14/07/2012 06:55 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML

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You deserved it 28 069

By Username - 04/12/2010 21:04 - United States

Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML

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By Andre - 29/07/2010 10:56 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML

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You deserved it 9 416

By me - 19/05/2012 02:41 - United States - Wyandotte

Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML

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By lk26 - 08/02/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML

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theTravinator 21

Monday 25 May 2015 22:21

Just ignore her, she can't do anything about it and it's her own damn fault

drunkmunkey 24

Monday 25 May 2015 22:22

forward it to the fire department.... they'd have fun with the "or else" part

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Nederlander95 14

Monday 25 May 2015 22:21

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Show it anyway

trellz17 19

Monday 25 May 2015 22:38

But why?

niallo 23

Monday 25 May 2015 23:55

Why? Because it would be a fun thing to say to an ass.

kangx1 28

Tuesday 26 May 2015 0:03

Tell her to **** off and take responsibility for her own stupidity.

iRambo 12

Tuesday 26 May 2015 20:19

Why she want to do that? That cost more money out the ass. Its not a fun thing to do.

sunnyskys 25

Thursday 28 May 2015 4:24

don't you love it when you have something witty to say and then you forget it. FML Hey look at the an FML inside an FML

theTravinator 21

Monday 25 May 2015 22:21

Just ignore her, she can't do anything about it and it's her own damn fault

ironmany_fml 23

Tuesday 26 May 2015 21:53

but what else.. the mystery is killing me

coolman298 15

Thursday 28 May 2015 21:12

She, quite literally, can do nothing about what happened. If she didn't want the ticket, she shouldn't have illegally parked.

Devindelon 17

Monday 25 May 2015 22:21

That's her own fault

drunkmunkey 24

Monday 25 May 2015 22:22

forward it to the fire department.... they'd have fun with the "or else" part

whymeplease44 8

Sunday 30 October 2016 17:53

ya that's the best thing to do and that's what I would do if I was in this situation

Simbaby 23

Monday 25 May 2015 22:22

It's her fault . She'll get over it !

ali_kkatt 15

Monday 25 May 2015 22:24

Tell her, it's her fault that she parked in front of a fire hydrant. there could've been other parking spots. good luck, op.

theorangecurls 18

Monday 25 May 2015 22:25

Ha just brush it off you have better problems to worry about:)

Ajf92002 23

Monday 25 May 2015 22:28

Sorry for the troubles OP.

igg125 30

Monday 25 May 2015 22:29

Time to find out what "or else" means.

TheBelt 19

Monday 25 May 2015 22:31

Tell her to **** off and go fight her problem in the court of law.

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