By grizzlybear - 27/06/2011 05:55 - Mexico

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Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
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chickunkey 0

Your boyfriend wants to have a sword fight.

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Xythenol 6

So I'm like, confused if OP meant to write "A penis" or not. Cause if he just meant she needed penis as in you need more sex, then YDI for being so frigid toward him. If he meant you needed A penis to make the relationship better...well...FYL.

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wellinever 5

The OP is a woman in Mexico. It is quite likely English is not her first language and she meant "a penis" but left out the article. Simple language error in the post. Sounds like her boyfriend wants a boyfriend of his own.

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RainbowzSkittlez 6

Get a strap on so you both can have a penis battle, let me know who wins lol

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SaMaNtHa1995 0

He's totally gay :p Dump his ass :p hahaha

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Bofferding_fml 6

hey, your boyfriend isn't eddy murphy is it?? cuz he's well known for his tit&dick loving.

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AbyoErui 0

Y'know, OP's boyfriend is headed in the right direction. I say ask for a threesome as well!

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ChristinaLove138 0

Lol What If He Got Jealous Of Your Penis Size..? Then Would He Say I Wish You Didnt Have A Penis? No?

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lifeisabitchandy 2

Everyone keeps saying bi is an option. But if you like the same sex at all then you are gay!

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birdfreak 24

I think key words there I THINK he just came out to you 0_0 you now carry a bigger responsibility

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F0xyTurtle 8

Who's got a penis? B*tch got a penis!

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HiccupAstrid 1

RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON! lol that song is creepy. xP

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