Intimacy and Sex: Shaving! - FML

Shaving!

By John Doe - 07/01/2020 05:00

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Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2020 02:02

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Today, I shaved my penis and balls. When my girlfriend saw, she said, "You look like my little brother." He's 6 years-old. FML

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By thelistman - 13/11/2009 19:04 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend made me shave my chest. Afterwards, she said I looked like I was 12. She won't have sex with me until it grows back. FML

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By grizzlybear - 27/06/2011 05:55 - Mexico

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Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML

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By wtf - 14/09/2011 18:11 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2010 21:26 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me the reason she asked me to shave my beard. When I go down on her shaved, it feels more like her ex-boyfriend. FML

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Unwarranted

By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 08:38 - United States - Murrieta

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Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML

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By cogu - 03/02/2010 19:34 - France

Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2011 04:41 - United States

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Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

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By stubby - 20/01/2018 01:30

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Today, my girlfriend asked if I could somehow get uncircumcised so I could add an inch to my length. FML

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jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 7 January 2020 9:15

Actually, that is true, but that's not why I do it.

KingAdrock 16

Tuesday 7 January 2020 22:44

Maybe she just wants you to clean up down there, AND get a confidence boost. 'Cause srsly, if she shaves, waxes, or trims but your junk looks like a jungle; that ain't fair.

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jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 7 January 2020 9:15

Actually, that is true, but that's not why I do it.

alycion 38

Tuesday 7 January 2020 10:10

Is she going at your ego so you do some much needed cleanup or or do you really need the illusion? Only way to judge.

protoskore 27

Tuesday 7 January 2020 19:26

yep, by nearly an inch, depending on how long past puberty you are

KingAdrock 16

Tuesday 7 January 2020 22:44

Maybe she just wants you to clean up down there, AND get a confidence boost. 'Cause srsly, if she shaves, waxes, or trims but your junk looks like a jungle; that ain't fair.

Hangryko 29

Friday 13 May 2022 20:12

She's not wrong.

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