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By fmll - 17/12/2011 13:17 - Norway

Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML

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By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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By Noname - 17/01/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 05:04

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML

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You deserved it 4 210

By Jennagirl - 12/10/2009 14:03 - Australia

Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML

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By angry girlfriend - 25/08/2014 03:27 - United States - West Harrison

Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2011 00:51 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

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zingline89 18

Saturday 17 December 2011 19:12

Well he'll sure have blue balls now

iSnortWaffles 7

Saturday 17 December 2011 19:09

It could be from someone else in his family.

Comments

3ph600v 15

Sunday 18 December 2011 2:38

Someone's busted! Unless its his mom's or sisters' or something

felah17 6

Sunday 18 December 2011 2:52

Dump his ass, along with your blue bra!

NissanDriftKing 4

Sunday 18 December 2011 3:00

Dude thats sucks so bad

hateevryone 14

Sunday 18 December 2011 3:02

time to do some investigating

polkadot3155 6

Sunday 18 December 2011 3:05

maybe he did the laundry and washed your white bra with dark jeans.. men.. smh.

Friendx2 4

Sunday 18 December 2011 3:38

That's because it's at your boyfriends.

kabbyswartz 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 3:50

You also don't have any grammar.

teacupkoi 9

Sunday 18 December 2011 3:53

FML? Not to sound mean, but that shouldn't be your first response. xD Does he have roommates, or live with his family? It could be a roommates, a roommates girlfriend's, or his sister's or his mother's. Or maybe a guy friend of his dresses in ladies undergarments. Or maybe you just forgot the bra was there if it's been there for awhile. Jumping immediately to the conclusion that he's cheating on you is ridiculous. Whatever happened to logic?