End of the road

By Anonymous - 31/03/2024 13:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, my wife of 21 years fell asleep while we were about to have sex for the eighth time this month. Turns out she can't and won't have sex with me because she has hickies all over her tits and she'd consider it cheating on her new boyfriend, who she just met. I tried to jack off but she fell asleep on my penis, and that was that. FML
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Thaylok 17

seriously, WTH? you are banging your wife twice a week or not? and she's cheating and you're okay with it? .... pass whatever it is your smoking along, I need some of that.

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wrecklesswfire 1

I don’t even know how to begin to unpack this

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Thaylok 17

seriously, WTH? you are banging your wife twice a week or not? and she's cheating and you're okay with it? .... pass whatever it is your smoking along, I need some of that.

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Lost Reggie 14

You've had more sex this month than I've had in 15 years, you deserve it, and I hope your dick went numb.

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wrecklesswfire 1

I don’t even know how to begin to unpack this

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L0life29 6

what the ever living ****!?!?

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Wadlaen 23

Your wife of 21 years won't have sex with you because considers it cheating on her new boyfriend!?!? I don't know if your marriage is salvageable, but you really need some serious marital counseling, and your wife needs to get more aware of her status (as a married woman with a husband)!

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tiptoppc 19

Both need a smack to their heads to rattle the pea sized brain rattling around in their skull. Either end the marriage and move on, or fix your shit. Even if this is stated as an “open” marriage, i don’t know how it could even be labeled as one if these are the rules. I’m guessing cuckholding is involved but it’s only implemented begrudgingly as a rule applied to only one member of the party.

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nkunzi 4

There’s a simp born everyday🤦🏾‍♂️

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Nico97 3

red pills for my man?

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