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A creepy pedophile asked her to be her bf on facebook, she said yes, gave him her address and the next day he waited at her house to rape her, she never came home, so he decided to rob her house...

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A creepy pedophile asked her to be her bf on facebook, she said yes, gave him her address and the next day he waited at her house to rape her, she never came home, so he decided to rob her house...

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You can still propose to me, but I'll properly break into your house and get arrested. :D EDIT: I tried to make an FML refrence on the same FML. -_-

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I'll forgive the poor reference. =) I'll be waiting for you. I'll propose after you b&e. It's more romantic that way.

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Because i'm too clever for my own good, my brain automatically switched round the two words so 1's comment made sense. Obviously I have learned the official language 'Retarded'.

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71 yeah I read 1's comment the the same way. Some people do notice stuff easily, while other people who read the the same thing don't notice it. The the same thing is happening right now too. Some people notice that I keep putting the the same word twice, while others don't notice the the difference. ^You've probably seen something like that somewhere else but I thought I'll still do it anyway. :D

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70 I'm sure you're joking but you really aren't coming across as a great wife. Might want to work on the flirting thing with your husband instead. No disrespect!

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Yeah I was joking. And I wasn't flirting. Trust me, it'd be a lot more obvious. I'm just a huge admirer of his work. He is a literal genius.

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I was beaten by AND mrs assy pants. it must be a lot like that thing where as long as the first and last letter of a word are in the correct spot the rest cans be jumbled up and you'll read it just fine. now this leads me wondering. am I of superior intelligence because I automatically read a failed sentence correctly and my mind ignores repeated words or am I just an idiot and understand that level of stupidity?

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87- that's the beauty of the Internet. I can say what I'd like, when I'd like to, and there is not a whole lot anyone can do about it. Also, I'm pretty sure if I tried hard enough, I could find someone to care. So your point is kind of well, for lack of better term, pointless.

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#75, ok, MrSassyPants, that comment rocked... my brain completely skipped the repeated word until you mentioned it, and then I read the comment more thoroughly.... Skimming = "Auto-correct" for the mind...

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87 No need to be rude. She was replying to me. 85 I knew you were joking, that's why I said no disrespect. It's true you can be anyone on the Internet but just think how you would feel if you read your husband saying "IF" I wasn't married blah blah blah. It was probably in good fun but respect your marriage enough to not cross those boundaries, you're only insulting yourself by making it seem your husband's not worthy. Oh and I do care too. And I'm also a HUGE MrSassypants fan!

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That's enough with the MrSassyPants and a_lenzmeier love affair via the FML commenting forum. You both make me want to vomit, as I sit in my outhouse playing wit myself. And SassyPants your comments suck. My BFF gayboii puts you to shame any day, n00b. lololroflhahahaha.....

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Jesse, you talking to mi tough guy; What does my englash have too due with anything... Are you one of MrSassys peoples!!

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Way to go MrSassyPants, you raped my brain then I had to look through the paragraph again. Sure enough, you were repeating "the".

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he wasn't robbing your house sillyhead! he was just there to leave you a beautiful bouquet of flowers that he bought you..by breaking your kitchen window with a rock. :]

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92- I care. 0-0 MrSassyPants' comments are quite amusing. :3 He totally screwed my mind with that one comment though. -_-

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201- I like how your comment is completely irrelevant to 1's comment, or to anyone else's comment for that matter.

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44 I hope it's the coke polar bear because if it can't break him out, atleast he can get some coke and relax. StupidGuyWhoLeavesStupidComments: But how can he drinck he coke whil geting raped bye evryone? Don't look at the negatives people.

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why the hell would you date someone that would rob your house was he a drug addict if so why would you date a drug addict. he probably just used you because you have rich parents. and you dated him because it's all you thought you could get..

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Jesus Christ, #7, the FML isn't that he got arrested. It's the fact her boyfriend of all people robbed her. Honestly, how can that be difficult to comprehend?

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A) I'm not a favourite among many people... at all. B) Even if I was, so what? I point out facts to complete idiots, and at their expense. Only said idiots would be offended by that. Are you an idiot? No, please don't answer that - I think you'd best wait for your lawyer to show up before implicating yourself. There's a good boy.

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kaysl, it's a joke. geez... chill. People like you ruin fml with your pointless nagging. No one cares and you look stupid. Shut up already.

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Yup. Sounds like the perfect guy. "Hey babe, wanna go to dinner? I pawned that tv I stole from your house for like 20 bucks. I think we could afford to go big! Maybe some Burger King tonight instead of McDonald's." total keeper

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