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Another FML where the boyfriend robbed OP's Apartment came to my mind while reading this one. I hope Op's bf has nothing to do with this robbery.

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Only her boyfriend was left? I would have assumed that he might have stirred a little, seeing as he must have been sleeping uncomfortably on the floor.

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Several months ago two guys kicked in my front door while I was sleeping, they were polite enough to ring the doorbell and knock before doing so. I was just about to the door when they kicked it about four times. I had my glock in my hand, pointed it at the door and they ran, screaming, telling me, "I'm sorry! Wrong house!" It's always the wrong house with a glock pointed at your head. The police caught them a few weeks later.

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Robber 1: Dude, you know what we should do before we leave? Robber 2: What? Robber 1: I have a sharpie...let's draw dicks on his face! Robber 2: Fuck yeah!

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I once put shaving cream in my friends palm and tickled his nose with a feather and he gave himself a face full of shaving cream. He never woke up even after everyone's laughter

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One time in the seventh grade, this kid fell off a bus chair, sound asleep. Even after he faceplanted, he didn't wake up. ....I have pictures. >:-D

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He probably took pictures and now shows it to all of his friends. You should check google to see if it's there with a stupid caption. XD

Either your boyfriend is an extremely heavy sleeper, or is a light sleeper but a ninja robbed you. Have anything to say Noor?

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My sweet Door, tell Noor I want to play a game. Not just any game. Tell her I will be waiting and that if she dares approach my love, her other secrets will be revealed.

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What I want to know is if they at least have a couch or bed left, considering it'd be strange if OP's boyfriend made the decision to sleep on the ground.

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Oh and skoomaki ur a fuckin nerd u have like 6 files do u have no job or life or are u paid to do this??

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Can the Mods shut this idiot up before he continues to shit in FML's pants? He's probably some stupid, self-righteous 13-year-old prick who should've gone to bed 2 hours ago.

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It's weird seeing you on here noor. Escuse me, Noor*. It's weird because I've had a conversation with you on ifunny. You posted a picture of how happy you were that you got your first featured picture. Remember that? Ahh good times(:..

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My brother was yelling "GRANNY ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY GRANNY?" today because of MJ's mom being kidnapped by his siblings.

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