By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 06:54 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML
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ElainaCutsYou 0

Better follow the directions

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flockz 19

considerate sex? WTF are you talking about?!?! bf- "may i please stick my willy in you now?" gf-"yes but remember to keep all your clothing on and go slowly so i you don't hurt me." bf- "ok but can i slap your gluteus maximus as well?" gf- " no tht would be inconsiderate for me and my skin. oh and by the way, if you cum before i do, i'm going to dump you for being so inconsiderate." no do you realizehow stupi your comment was?

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Cheesecakee 11

Not that bad...and heey atleast its not after ?

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Nothingson1864 0

I hope he returns the favor once in a while..."demanding" something in the bedroom is pretty abusive IMHO

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lliki 0

I dont think his demands are to much to ask

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babygem 5

Awkward if you have a pet that's attracted by glowing things...!

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Bless23 0

Next time write " No " on your stomach with the glow in the dark paint.

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headbanger08 0

What's so bad about wantin a little attention? I think I'll try this idea

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woodrow68oo 2

Does he lick your bean in return?

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mrbuddy 0

You gotta milk the cobra if you want the love!

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CaitieKates 0

he watches too much ****

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