By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 06:54 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML
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ElainaCutsYou 0

Better follow the directions

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flockz 19

considerate sex? WTF are you talking about?!?! bf- "may i please stick my willy in you now?" gf-"yes but remember to keep all your clothing on and go slowly so i you don't hurt me." bf- "ok but can i slap your gluteus maximus as well?" gf- " no tht would be inconsiderate for me and my skin. oh and by the way, if you cum before i do, i'm going to dump you for being so inconsiderate." no do you realizehow stupi your comment was?

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aswan15 0

I understand that he needs to feel great so you can have kinky sex.

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vvmativv 8

Always an awkward moment when people think an arrow to the epeen is demanding. Because he'll obviously rage if you say no? I somehow doubt it.

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duhWINNING2_fml 9

Yep, YDI for dating the dude that "demands" a ******* before sex...

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beanpasta 1

I used to be a boyfriend like yours, but then I took an arrow to the peen.

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GizmoGirlScreams 11

Tell him instead of demanding a ******** how about he goes down on you while you suck on him? A 69 means everyone wins!

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Kikiers21042 18

Lol honestly I would have laughed my butt off at his attempt and then give him one xD

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