Hot and… greasy

By cortanaisahobot - 19/07/2012 20:29 - Canada - Toronto

Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML
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XtraEzeee 8

Of course he's serious. Bacon is no laughing matter.

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all4pooh 4

Bacon makes everything better

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ant1078 7

Nope, bacon gives me an ****** too!

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lamort_fml 4

I do not see the problem here.

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PinkElephants713 6

15- are you the hot bacon dream ****** guy?!?! :D Please say yes, I will love you forever!!! Lol

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unknown_user5566 26

I don't think bacon can ruin anything, period.

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Oreohugzpenny 4

Bacon makes everything sexier!

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

21 yesssss the only problem is now I really want bacon

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ant1078 7

#50, sadly I am not :( , but this FML convinced me to make a bacon sandwich for tmr so it's all good!

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doctorhook86 24

A vote for bacon/sex is a vote for freedom!

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astoryofroses 9

Makes sense. cover yourself in Bacon and ask your boyfriend to slowly chomp it ;)

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brill33 7

Taking eating out your girlfriend to a whole new level

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JKr3slEMO 5

how is that an FML? I mean you did say you wanna 'spice up your sex life' and he gave you the solution.

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aliciamartinez15 11

Personally I LOVE bacon. Although during sex?

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thatssomeBS 9

Well if OP is done with him, I'd give a gay relationship a chance if it involved bacon. I guess it's legal in my state.

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mfjkr 10

Got a boring sex life? Rub some bacon on it.

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williemac987 5

Wow that's weird. At least bacon is delicious!

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pokefan813 16

You find it weird? I see nothing wrong with this fml... Bacon is the shit.

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Death_Hoe_Inn 10

So he'd rather eat bacon than you? Can't blame him

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MagicGiraffe 12

This would only be bad if he meant *shudders* Canadian bacon...

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hinchkongfang 0

Some vaginas are gross and smelly.... Rarely can the same be said about bacon

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MerrikBarbarian 9

175- try leave bacon out of the fridge for a day or two, then tell me it doesn't smell. ;)

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luvdolphin 9

I love Canadian bacon!

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siickman 7

Thats the thing, bacon rarely makes it past a day or two because of how ******* good it is. Bacon rules... End of discussion :)

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ScaughtieHolden 11

I am a dog. I've only had Beggin' Strips. FML :[

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XtraEzeee 8

Of course he's serious. Bacon is no laughing matter.

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red225 14

One of the best suggestions there is, is ******* with bacon

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22cute 17

Or Tabasco sauce, spicy!!

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thesubconscious 9

Putting the two greatest things together can do unspeakable things

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botanistjessica 24

Now I'm waiting for you all to make a bacon porno.

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Rectumended 3

Bacons strips&bacon strips&bacon strips

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nco1414 7

Hell, I'd my Boyfriend wrapped his dick with bacon maybe id suck it more often.

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borkchop1992 15

Epic meal time with ******* incorporated in the meals

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TriflingAllDay 6

Crusty grease on the body. Yum.

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seriouslythat 6

They made bacon lube soo they can incorporate bacon

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Nevereverland 8

Roses are red Violets are blue.. Poems are hard Bacon.

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DKjazz 20

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm not really a poet, NOW GET IN THE VAN!

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Udderboy 4

So does this mean your boyfriend is a pig?

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CVeNgineer 0

I'm pretty sure it means he likes bacon, saying that he was a pig would suggest he also likes cannibalism

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ohmandapants 16

It means that her boyfriend is a genius. Keep him around OP. Bacon is delicious.

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mollysticks 10

27: and is frowned upon by most societies.

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OhDearBetrayal 25

As the saying goes; you are what you eat.

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sxyyycheerrr444 6

I'm pretty sure there are a lot of people who like bacon that are not "pigs"

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ant1078 7

I don't blame him, bacon tastes so GOD DAMN GOOD

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ant1078 7

See that? Bacon got me so excited, I jizzed

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AwesomePdudE 9

But I'm slightly allergic to bacon. Whenever I eat bacon, I get itching welts LITERALLY head to toe.

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brynom 8

People who don't eat bacon, for whatever reason, can't be trusted.

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Drigr 9

Bacon is such a mouthgasm I don't even get why you would think of it as an FML

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vbmg152 18

We posted the same thing at the same time! Great minds think alike! Lol!!

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vbmg152 18

Bacon makes everything better, doesn't it? Lol!! Just how old is this boyfriend?

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rahrah765765 11

HOW DID THAT! WHAT ON EARTH? HOW IS THERE A GHOST thing IN YOUR PICTURE?

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