By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 06:54 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML
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ElainaCutsYou 0

Better follow the directions

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flockz 19

considerate sex? WTF are you talking about?!?! bf- "may i please stick my willy in you now?" gf-"yes but remember to keep all your clothing on and go slowly so i you don't hurt me." bf- "ok but can i slap your gluteus maximus as well?" gf- " no tht would be inconsiderate for me and my skin. oh and by the way, if you cum before i do, i'm going to dump you for being so inconsiderate." no do you realizehow stupi your comment was?

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Carriiee_fml 3

Threaten To Leave Him, Then You'll Get What You Want ;)

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hunnibunnz 13

you deserve it if you don't agree you should suck it before you **** it.

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Monkeydj2 1

Why in the world would somebody want to have sex with the ugliest person on the planet

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MROMRO 0

I'm going to steal his idea

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unillenium 6

YDI for making foreplay sound like some sort of terrible burden.

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eshajamila 2

LOL that's some shit. at least he's being honest.

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Silence129 0

Um he's your boyfriend. Your fault for staying with him

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vbmg152 18

My ex-husband used to demand that, too! One night I told him that I was gonna cut it off with scissors! I was kidding but, he didn't sleep for 2 months because he was afraid I'd do it! Ha ha! That was 30 years ago! It's still funny! YDI for putting up with his demands!

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jetsticks 0

Do the same with a set of lips and an arrow pointing to your ass.

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