By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 06:54 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML
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ElainaCutsYou 0

Better follow the directions

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flockz 19

considerate sex? WTF are you talking about?!?! bf- "may i please stick my willy in you now?" gf-"yes but remember to keep all your clothing on and go slowly so i you don't hurt me." bf- "ok but can i slap your gluteus maximus as well?" gf- " no tht would be inconsiderate for me and my skin. oh and by the way, if you cum before i do, i'm going to dump you for being so inconsiderate." no do you realizehow stupi your comment was?

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spicywatermelon 0

maybe you should start demanding things of your own before you have sex.

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Maria11307 2

Lol that's awesome!

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StuckInReality89 2

You could've avoided all that if you'd just acted really bad at giving ******** the first time he wanted one :) Make him terrified to let you anywhere near his nether regions with your teeth ;D

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badluckattack238 0

I give my bf a bj before sex to get him excited, then swallow his cum when he finishes. It's not demeaning, it's just wanting to please your man.

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rogerover 19

You madam are a heroine of the bedroom !

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betabyte 1

At least he didn't make his dick glow in the dark

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Btreasure 8

I personally actually think that's cool. The time and effort and thought. What you should do is hit him back with glow directions of your own

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rhpsfan9 10

Least give him points for creativity

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Acaprice14 9

If you're not using a condom or lube, you need some lubrication! He wants your spit

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rogerover 19

If he goes down on her there will be PLENTY of lubrication. Or bette yet 69 Works both ways!

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bubo_fml 10

Here's what cha do...Sneak into the bedroom before he arrives & paint a small circle around an electrical socket...When he comes home, seductively lead him up to the bed room & turn out the lights. When the moment of truth arrives, say something tantalizingly sweet & delicate, like, "Here's your target, Soldier, hit the bull's eye!" or "plug me in, Mr. Randy Handyman!" Kick back & watch him get a charge outa life!!

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