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lol it`s not foreplay, but he`s right, it is "fun"
Umm... I agree, pretty funny. I'd laugh. Heck, I do, when my boyfriend occasionally does that. So yeah, him playing with her boobs, not FML. But I think everyone is missing the point -- if that is the extent of the foreplay, he is fail. Imagine a girl making elephant noises with your penis or ping-pong with your balls to try to arouse you (unless you're some pathetic 15 year old, in which case "OMGZ GURL TOUGHIN ME" will turn you on I guess).
LOL Thats cute and hilarious. Sorry that your boyfriend has a sense of humour and feels comfortable around you? You have such a terrible life! :o
I have a humorous boyfriend and its great, lol but even this is drawing the line between humorous and creepy!! Not sure many women would be into this.....guys, would you be into your girlfriends giving your penis a name and treating it like a puppet??
yes
Heck yeah! :D
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I lol'd. But here's a thing. Us guys are clueless. If something doesn't feel good, or if he's doing something wrong... tell him. He will correct himself, and it'll be much easier for the both of you.
"Hewwo! My name is Ms Boob! And you aw?"