By notsexy - 28/07/2009 22:28 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing my breasts together and making them talk. FML
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Learxst 0

I lol'd. But here's a thing. Us guys are clueless. If something doesn't feel good, or if he's doing something wrong... tell him. He will correct himself, and it'll be much easier for the both of you.

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deathbunny256 0

"Hewwo! My name is Ms Boob! And you aw?"

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HannarCookie 0

Lmao. Unfortunately my boyfriend does that too sometimes. But he does it after sex >_

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emeraldstar102 3

i cant believe some of you guys how is that in any way funny or cute. seriously... funny tho. and some of these comments are almost as funny as the fml lol

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HybriDpjt 3

the idea is funny but my g/f would kick my ass if i did something like that to her.. but still lolz sorry!

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moonlight_daze 8

That sounds like a lot of fun to me! :D

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tayman 0

girls really have no idea how awesome boobs really are.... you will just never know...

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ninjapoptart 0

I'm a girl, and I not only think that's adorable but I'd probably let my boyfriend do that.

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