FML : Today, my wife and I had another couple over. My wife was beside me while we all talked in the kitchen. I turned to put something in the fridge, and the...

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Today, my wife and I had another couple over. My wife was beside me while we all talked in the kitchen. I turned to put something in the fridge, and the other couple went into the next room. Turning back, I groped my wife's breasts playfully. She screamed and slapped me. It wasn't my wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By InTheDoghouse23 - / Monday 24 August 2009 21:25 / United States

Intimacy

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By Squadoosh | 0

#512698 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 2:40

How do you not realize it wasn't your wife? Unless you just spun quickly and grabbed the first boob you saw.

By fmlfmlfml15 | 0

#512711 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 2:44

Lesson learned: Look before you grope

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By freedoggy77 | 0

#512657 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 2:33

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Knight05 | 0

#512722 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 2:47

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

trollin_fo_andre | 0

#512809 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 3:11

FYL because breast groping is not socially acceptable yet

curlsandwhatnot | 0

#512832 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 3:19

hah. "yet"

Duckasaurus | 0

#512936 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 3:52

HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BAD?

screwtaylor | 0

#513102 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 4:47

#18.

STFU and make me a cheeseburger.

Imawhalerider | 0

#513355 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 6:39

you want some fries with that?

humorizer | 14

#513380 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 6:50

@63 I wouldn't mind making you a sandwich.

(FYI, yes, I'm objectifying you by saying that ;p)

screwtaylor | 0

#513418 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 7:08

#82. I also want a milkshake with them fries, aswell.

And, to #86! FYI, I don't know where you're hinting at. Okay, good day.

Scorpitarrius | 0

#513580 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 8:52

I'm gettin hungry.
Either way, he coulda just said that he was checkin bra size.
"They're melons!"

TommyGentz | 0

#514617 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 20:18

Sandwich, as in a threesome

humorizer | 14

#514645 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 20:26

Ok, no, my joke wasn't meant to be that perverted. I was just saying that I wouldn't mind making a sandwich since you're a lady... I guess it doesn't make sense much; but it's because I'm being like "oh how cute, she wants a sandwich. I guess I'll make one'

canucksrule88 | 0

#514657 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 20:31

@96

yeah that'll work...because people do that all the time right?

madZONE_fml | 0

#515499 - Wednesday 26 August 2009 3:02

wow u sexist

Imawhalerider | 0

#515667 - Wednesday 26 August 2009 4:33

129 lives on a prude farm

lildrummerboy47 | 0

#1179694 - Tuesday 3 August 2010 5:42

I've had that before. I was at my girlfriends house and I was inches from grabbing her almost identical sister's ass. I was just relieved that I caught it in time. So OP I'm gonna say FYL because if they look similar it's hard to prevent those accidents.