Haha, isn't your boyfriend's name Peter Griffin by any chance? That's genious! Your boyfriend is an ace. I'm definatelly gonna try that with my girlfriend! Not an FML. Stop living in dramatic romantic fairytales and get a sense of humour.

That way you will end up having very narrow range of selection of guys, coz as a guy I can tell that we LOVE doing all sorts of thing with boobs. I personally think it is hilarious.

sorry. not funny. i had a boyfriend with this exact same sense of humor, and i found it incredibly juvenile; i can't imagine it being humorous or cute. having ANYONE turn ANY part of my anatomy into a puppet would make me want to smack them.

U need a new boyfriend

If you really can't stand it, then try it with his balls. Make them say, "Ow. Ow ow ow ow ow."

i like to draw little people on boobs and make them danse!!! really is a lot of fun! don't knock it 'til you try it!

I really really like boobs.

I am glad to say that you just made my day! LOL!!!

This is actually a FHL because she has no sense of humor or playfulness.

This is hilarious, been awhile since I could get a giggle out the FML stories.