A like is a like, dude

By Anonymous - 04/06/2017 12:00

Today, the girl I have a huge crush on only likes my Instagram posts if it's a post about food. FML
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Lobby_Bee 17

Now all you got to do is to marinate yourself with food and you'll be irresistible to her. Win!

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Lobby_Bee 17

Now all you got to do is to marinate yourself with food and you'll be irresistible to her. Win!

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Justine Malang 16

Well that's a given! Take her out and cook for her!

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RichardPencil 30

Start posting lots of pictures of sausages to subliminally seduce her.

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Dave_Davington 33

Show up at her house wearing nothing but whipped cream on your nipples and a corn tortilla wrapped around your raging boner.

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Oludewa Arenyeka 4

Lol dude, tell her there's more to you than food! Lmao

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Annesauce 5

Then learn to cook and offer to make her dinner

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Annesauce 5

Then learn to cook and offer to make her dinner

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tolkien897 15

I like food, too, so I understand. but it's just instagram, man.

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