Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things...

By Eskyew - 23/07/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Jamie - 10/03/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML

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So hott

By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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Quickie

By Anonymous - 11/02/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend came over he was on his phone. We spent about 15 minutes together before having sex, then he made a phone call and said he had to leave. I could hear him from my window apologising to his coworker because he “just had to do something real quick but was now free to talk again.” FML

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By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the phone to make a call and had heard it all. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 03:17 - United States

Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML

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Play along

By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, while talking online with my boyfriend, the conversation turned sexual. He stopped responding but I continued with the conversation. Then I got a response, "This is his sister. He fell asleep and I need the computer. I'll tell him you said goodnight, but not that other stuff." FML

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Bad timing

By i'm not psychic, mother fucker - 02/06/2013 20:48 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML

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By Noname - 27/01/2009 11:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

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thelastgirl 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:51

What? New mail in your inbox doesn't turn you on??

Imawhalerider 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:52

just listen to how fast his fingers move. yeahhhh

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macc55 2

Friday 24 July 2009 2:58

hey! I do that too!

tpt09 0

Friday 24 July 2009 3:04

LMFAO! FAIL!!!

picturetaker 0

Friday 24 July 2009 3:07

People still have phone sex?

DWdizzy 0

Friday 24 July 2009 3:09

i was thinking the same thing

oogyboogy 6

Friday 24 July 2009 4:04

ya you would think it would be text sex

yaktazuki 0

Friday 24 July 2009 3:10

Do any of us really care?

laffalot53 0

Friday 24 July 2009 3:12

ur boyfriend's smart! he wants 2 stop b4 it goes 2 far.

Huevo_fml 0

Friday 24 July 2009 3:20

when someone gotta check his email, he gotta check his email

cb73_fml 0

Friday 24 July 2009 3:23

how does this make your life ******....

brewer312 4

Friday 24 July 2009 3:33

sounds like something i would do.

DSuarez94 0

Friday 24 July 2009 3:38

Fmylife.com what happened?

biska22 0

Friday 24 July 2009 3:41

Maybe he didn't want to go to far because hes waiting to get married first lol

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Today, I was sitting on the couch with my family. They didn't even notice me there until the dog started barking at me because I took his spot. My mom defended the dog, and now I'm sitting on the floor while a Pomeranian takes up half the couch for himself. FML

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