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Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 14 April 2014 03:17 / United States
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By  Rothris  |  17

that's to bad.

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  iOceanus  |  18

#34 Slowpoke: "Hey, did you guys hear about this cool new site called FML?"

By  ea247  |  20

Oh man don't feel bad though OP I'm sure your husband dose like the fantasy you where describing maybe try calling him later and try again ;)

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  iOceanus  |  18

I think you missed the part where her husband didn't hear the fantasy description because the call dropped 5 minutes prior to her realization. Just sayin.

By  Ki11erC  |  18

"His fantasy" and it took you that long to notice...

By  stoych  |  19

Hopefully he heard enough to get himself off. It's a bit of a confidence boost if you both think that isn't it? Good on you for trying op

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  ohmandapants  |  16

What about OP? Does she not have the right to get herself off? Or is her husband the only one that's important?

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  ohmandapants  |  16

Did I call them "sexist" or "misogynist"? No. However, I am pointing out that the comment DID only mention OP's husband and both people should get off.

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  stoych  |  19

In what way can you assume I meant only him get himself off? I'm not a feminist but I'm also not a sexist. Seriously, don't be so quick to jump down people's throats and assume the worst of them.

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  doctorhook86  |  24

#26: Since the OP was talking dirty to her husband, it's fair to assume that her goal was to get him off. She never mentioned her own satisfaction, so it's not relevant to this discussion.

By  catkat1988  |  17

Oh, that sucks, but the way I'm reading your story, it's likely that the connection was lost by accident - either due to problems with the network or because either of you accidently pressed a button to end the call, or possibly because his phone ran of out battery. Wasted effort, sure, but probably nothing to be embarrassed or lose confidence over.

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