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u need a new guy I'll hook u up with my bro...wait his playing tetras...now he is jumping with joy cuz he got a new high score...now he is having it with a bagel...now he is rly in to it nd doesn't realize I'm filming it to show my grandma.... jks

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I used to fake phone sex. I used to fake cyber sex too but I got busted one day because I sent the other person a funny link not thinking about it... Meh, good times.. To be young again.

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you should try getting more into it next time.... maybe moan his name... or maybe you should just have real sex instead... way easier... unless he starts playing tetris haaha... i mean.. haha nvm (:

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A few days ago my friend callede asking for money. While I was responding I heard a meow. Then a panicked scream. After that, a good ten minutes of yelling. Then I heard some paramedics or something show up and the phone hung up. Apparently, while he was asking for money, he was teaching his cat to give him a blowjob and it bit his dick almost in half and scratched up his balls. His dick had to be sewn together and put in a cast. then, this morning, he did it again.

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u gonna fuckin diss ADD again go do some fucking research about it and you would Learn alot oh and u prob wouldn't be able to tell if some 1 had ADD or not like I have ADHD andonly the ppl I tell know and when I tell them they shocked cause they couldn't tell.....

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126 - By your lack of punctuation, your horrible spelling, and your painful, painful abbreviations, I do not find is surprising you have ADHD..

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muffins, it can be very good, but it can also be terrible. The worst was the girl who thought sex was the Hokey Pokey. You put your penis in You take your penis out You put your penis in And you shake it all about. After 30 or 40 verses of this, celibacy starts to look good -- a video game would be irresistible.

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Phone sex just isn't fun. It is hard for guys to talk "sexy" to a girl, because our version of sexy and men's version of sexy are two totally different things. OP, you are better off just masturbating alone. Or having real sex.

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lol @ Perdix... you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around *snap* that's what itssss awwww crapppppp that hurt..... and yea... guys sexy talk usually doesn't match up with what girls want to hear, at least not over a phone I suppose :-P

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