By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
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Savra_fml 17

Are you the same girl that had her thong visciously ripped off by her boyfriend?

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GETxAxLIFE 0

Damn.. Like they say go hard or go home, right?

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m0tl3ycru3 0

Way to kill the mood :(

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OneNightStan 2

If peeing in your pants is cool consider me Miles Davis!

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Keyman1212 14

I'm sure they made up for it with some kinky hospital sex.

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JustAnotherSlap 0

Doesn't matter had sex!

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somewizdom 15

Are you the same girl who dislocated her jaw? If so I wonder what you'll dislocate next..

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blackheart24 10

Talk about rough.

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cheerluv15 0

That's all you care about killing the mood?

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wellinever 5

Peeing your pants while fully naked must have been pretty spectacular.

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odexy 12

Exactly the point I was going to bring up as well haha. xD

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dr_random 11

Maybe she peed so hard that it managed to reach her pants?! :P

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Buttsexpirate 9

He's pretty good if he can get you wet that fast.

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GETxAxLIFE 0

Damn.. Like they say go hard or go home, right?

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m0tl3ycru3 0

In this case go to the hospital

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superficialheart 11

Go to the hospital? I'm sure that was her first thought.. Right after posting this FML.

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imcutefml 0

Irish mexican? Wierd combo sounds like a good combo 4 drinking

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superficialheart 11

Are you lost?

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elephantom12 9

37- that's the commenter is, Irish and Mexican.

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RuskiManBearPig 4

In this case get hard or go home.

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angrymexican 8

So what your saying is it's awkward to dislocate your shoulder?

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majaylasaunt 0

That would be sooo awkward when you pee your self and embarrasing...damn I'm sorry

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ladykyky 4

you peed your pants, when you weren't wearing pants. stud.

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Savra_fml 17

Are you the same girl that had her thong visciously ripped off by her boyfriend?

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Fruit_Dealer 9

I like how the last sentence is about pee even though the humiliation does not even compare to the pain of dislocating a shoulder. Honestly breaking a bone is better, as it strengthens when fully regenerated.

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Savra_fml 17

Good one # 90. If it is the same girl, that would be a very misfortunate girl, but a great FML.

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kaylapple 1

peeing in your pants while being fully naked??? thats unheard of!

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