By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
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Savra_fml 17

Are you the same girl that had her thong visciously ripped off by her boyfriend?

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GETxAxLIFE 0

Damn.. Like they say go hard or go home, right?

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SuperPandaSwagg 10

You should've peed before you started anyways. So you could be more relaxed and enjoy it more. But on the bright side, at least you didn't shit yourself. :D

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yourlifeisbetter_fml 0

Did you finish?

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SongzQueen2011 1

So why were he putting pressure on your shoulders??? He should have just put them on the bed.

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xDistant 13

Either your very small and fragile or he's really big and heavy O.o

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