Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately...

By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2018 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML

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By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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By noname - 22/09/2010 05:37 - Canada

Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriend's shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML

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By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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By ouch - 25/12/2021 14:01

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and somehow managed to pull a back muscle. I’ve been naked for 3 hours, scared to move because it hurts so bad. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2013 19:10 - United Kingdom - Washington

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML

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By caligirl921 - 11/12/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML

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Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:29

Are you the same girl that had her thong visciously ripped off by her boyfriend?

GETxAxLIFE 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:27

Damn.. Like they say go hard or go home, right?

Comments

LennyComa 39

Wednesday 26 October 2011 17:40

Things supposed to go in for sex

LordWicker 1

Wednesday 26 October 2011 18:08

There seems to be an awful lot of stories on here about people breaking/dislocating arms and shoulders during sex, i never realised it was such a hazard

alexwarfield333 1

Wednesday 26 October 2011 18:18

Sex can hurt

perdix 29

Wednesday 26 October 2011 18:23

I hope you ****** him reverse cowgirl style before you went to the hospital. You could hold your shoulder in place with your good arm. You don't want to go to the hospital when both of you have problems. If he shows up suffering from blue balls as a result of an unresolved boner, there are nurses there that could ease his pain. I've seen it in ****, so it must be true!

My_Nightmare 19

Wednesday 26 October 2011 18:27

I'm hoping this wasn't your first time. Otherwise you may never procreate again. . .

c0c0_fml 16

Wednesday 26 October 2011 18:37

Ouch!! Hope you get better soon. Sometimes men don't realize how strong and heavy they are compared to us lol

LoveLessXlll 8

Wednesday 26 October 2011 18:38

hahahahaha i can just imagine his expression when all this happened at once *POP* o_o OH SHIT your shoulder came OFF!!!........O_O!!!!!!! WHAT HELL YOU PEED ON ME!!!! ......we are still having sex right?