By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
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Savra_fml 17

Are you the same girl that had her thong visciously ripped off by her boyfriend?

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GETxAxLIFE 0

Damn.. Like they say go hard or go home, right?

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MissChaos84 0

@64..... What do you mean kids don't know sex?!? Your 19, YOU shouldn't know.

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Arroz 2

At least you didn't mess your clothes! :)

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Cmdr_Shepard 17

Note to self: Do not put my body weight on a girl's shoulder. Another note to self: Have extra set of sheets close by.

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jbulmer11 1

did u write your name in the sheets

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melliemoo17 6

Just duct tape it in place and finish what you started. Then go to the hospital.

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Brett121 6

Your so effing stupid!

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melliemoo17 6

its sarcasm dumbass.

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suckmysarcasm 10

dislocated shoulder? definitely gives new meaning to rough sex don't it?

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corrinalee3 0

Say u squirted and for some reason it's yellow hahhaah

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