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  Danielt104  |  9

then you fuck the princess, but you suck at sex, so she dumps you and sucks the dead dragon's dick. Then you kill her and go back to jail. Then someone tries to assrape you. You don't have your shank so he succeeds. This makes you gay. You then turn into Brüno.

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  samimcCune  |  7

wealllovetoast - #143 on my phone - she then would have kneed him in the face. there's no way she could kick him in the nuts, if his nuts were in his face, which they would be if they were in the 69 position.

By  firesetsboy23  |  6

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  firesetsboy23  |  6

well not my fault if she cant control her body and ended up kicking him in the family jewels now is it? doesnt mean you should go around being an a$$ and calling people names does it cunt face? hmmm #32

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  bossboi  |  6

yah obviously you have to make sure that you watch out for those grammar police cuz theyre just everywhere looking for the absolute tiniest details to point out because they have to meet their quota of grammar infractions and they just keep looking and looking and you know I think it's better to call them punctuation police because that's alliteration so give it about 30-45 seconds and the PP will be on me for this purposely punctuation-less point

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  firesetsboy23  |  6

first of all docbastard no one at all in this world is completely sane so if you think saying im insane is gonna hurt my feelings try again you re-re second of all stop being such a bit** to everyone because you think your superior to people because ill tell you straight up your not superior to me and that i can guarantee you so go get a life and f off

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  sourgirl101  |  33

21 with all due respect, when you insult my husband you are in fact insulting me because he is whom I chose to be with and I didn't pick the wrong man so.... Please think before you speak next time.

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  DocBastard  |  33

Danny, I have some advice for you. Hitting on a married woman with two kids by saying she's hot then saying her husband looks gay will probably NOT get you laid. That's free advice, and it's worth every penny. Dumbass.

By  DjeePee  |  33

Hey, OP, think positive, there are girls outside who aren't able to orgasm! That being said, try to keep your legs in control next time. A difficult challenge, who wouldn't love that.

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