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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 14 August 2012 15:42 / United States
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Yes, normally it's dinner with the In-laws or girlfriend/boyfriend's parets that are the source of FML's and/or apocalypse. Nice change of pace...

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Pierre - Don't do that. If your profile info is accurate, I predict you'll last about a day here before some kind mod banishes you to the depths of Hell.

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"Hold on, I'll be right back I'm going to take a pregnancy test in the middle of dinner. Everyone, please keep eating"

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You're an impudent, self relishing idiot aren't you? I'm not a tard, I made a bad joke. So what? Also the name is from a band called senses fail who got their name from becoming more in tone with the world in Buddhist beliefs to the point where eventually your 'senses fail'. Keep trying to show off your ugly body to attract guys attention from the annoying word vomit that comes out of your insolent little brain. It's apparently the only thing you have going for you.

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I think OPs parents are a bit strange. But I feel for OP. now you know to turn down invitations for dinner at least. Or maybe bring condoms instead of wine! Haha

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#6 reminds me of this kid from school that no one liked. Including younger grades, older grades, my grade and teachers. No one at all liked him.

Reminds me of that movie, where the nerd father drips water in his wife's condom to see if she poked holes in it, and she did. Gosh, I can't remember the name of that movie though!

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It wasn't a condom. It was a diaphragm. One of my favorite movies! "Well I thought someone around here should be having sex with something that doesn't require batteries!"

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