Love: Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

By crazytown62 - 14/02/2012 15:32 - United States

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

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You deserved it 6 555

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By poorgary - 18/12/2008 11:46 - France

Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML

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You deserved it 2 719

Crossed wires

By Anonymous - 23/05/2020 23:00

Today, there's no recovering from this. FML

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You deserved it 318

By readytomingle - 15/07/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML

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You deserved it 42 383

By happybirthday - 26/09/2011 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML

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You deserved it 2 865

Watching your prime go by

By Anonymous - 29/03/2022 18:01 - United States - Verona

Today, I've reached the age as a sexless loser where my family no longer tells me to find a "single lady" but rather a "single mother". Thanks for reminding me everyone else had fun in their twenties. FML

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You deserved it 203

By buddy - 26/01/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

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You deserved it 11 882

By catlady - 09/01/2012 16:56 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML

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You deserved it 8 508

By Nick Nameous - 01/01/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML

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You deserved it 5 315

It means us! Look at us!

By Squeak - 07/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Bremerton

Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML

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You deserved it 1 600

Alexa, play "Repetition" by The Fall

By Anonymous - 21/11/2020 02:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML

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You deserved it 239

viccheergirl 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:43

Forever alone?

ragingdepression 4

Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:43

welcome to the forever alone club please sign the guest book

Comments

Lexi_Ray 5

Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:50

woop dee doo

EpixFai1 1

Thursday 23 February 2012 1:12

Who cares if its valentines day cause this girl is right

th3hardrocker 12

Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:50

I hear ya brother

wooley29 8

Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:52

If you don't like your life then change it. Feeling sorry for yourself does you no good.

Dustin_Pedobear 9

Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:55

Because we can all mold the will of others to fit our desires in life, right?

wooley29 8

Tuesday 14 February 2012 19:05

If that is what you got out of my post then sure.

cornielious 1

Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:53

Being single kicks ass!

Cody1963 2

Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:55

Your not the only one.

jplane 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:56

Uhhh what day is it?

ragingdepression 4

Tuesday 14 February 2012 19:00

post under me gets box of forest gump chocolates enjoy.

Greendaycheese 12

Tuesday 14 February 2012 19:02

CHOCOLATEEEEEEE

CyberPunkTink 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 19:03

Exactly the case for me. Sorry mate.

ForeverAloneGal 23

Tuesday 14 February 2012 19:03

Let's celebrate by eating a pint of Ben & Jerry's while watching RomComs in the fetal position, crying. Happy Valentine's Day!

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Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML

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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend for cheating on me. I refused his calls, so he texted, not to apologize, but to say I'd "left some clothes in his suitcase"; i.e., he stole some of my clothes. When he didn't get the response from me that he was hoping for, he texted, "I'm wearing your shorts." FML

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Today, I was riding my motorcycle when I saw my cheating ex-wife walking down the road. Out of anger, I spat my gum at her. I forgot that my helmet's visor was still down, so when I spat, the gum stuck against it. I was temporarily blinded and I crashed into some bushes. FML

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Today, I had to drive 40-odd miles to my grown-ass son's house to kill a large spider on the wall. It had him trapped in his bedroom because his wife had already gone to work. How did I ever raise such a wuss? FML

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Today, I decided I was done waiting for my boyfriend to ask me to marry him, so we were cuddling in his bed and I asked him. He asked for a rain check. FML

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Today, I ran into my aunt I hadn’t seen since I was a child. My mom told me she took off and stopped speaking to everyone. After lunch, I asked her why she left. She said our whole family ostracized her for aborting her abusive husband’s baby and divorcing him instead of "making it work." FML

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Today, I found out that my friend's family has been using red paper to help his little brother with his potty training. "Aim for the red!" they would say to him. I guess today was a bad day to wear red pants. FML

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Today, I had to pick my son up from jail. He was pulled over for having a busted tail light, gave the officer his licence, realized he gave the officer his fake ID and then the dumbass gave the cop his real one. Is it too late for a vasectomy? FML

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